Sandwich?♤Joey Tribbiani

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~The One Where it All began: 1~

"There's nothing to tell, he's just some guy I work with!" Monica was not telling us about this mysterious new boy toy she's with. You see Monica is my sister, shes older than me by 30 seconds, shes a perfectionist but i love her.

"Come on, Your going out with the guy, there's gotta be something wrong with him" Joey says. Now Joey on the other hand, different story, i love him to death hes a great listener and best friend. But he's got a reputation with any female that moves, Men keep your ladies indoors.

"I agree with Joey" I say beside him on the stool.

"So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?" Chandler asks. Chandler i also love, i dont know what i would do without his sarcastic comments and jokes no matter how much I can hate them at times.

"Chandler?"

"What? Just a question!" He replies with a smirk knowing what im gonna say next

"But seriously Mon, does he?" Monica throws her hands up and rolls her eyes at this

"Wait does he eat chalk?" Phoebe asks we all look at her

"Just cause I dont want her to go through what i went through with Carl-oh" she looks down, Phoebe is crazy but i love her and her free massages.

"Ok everybody relax, this is not even a date, its just two people going out to dinner and not having sex" Monica says

"Sounds like a date to me" Chandler replies

"Um Monica, you don't have to have sex for it to be a date unless you're Joey"

"Hey, I don't always have sex on dates" Joey says

"Hmm really so im guessing that wasn't Dorrothy oiling Tin-Man at 1 in the morning" Chandler answers

"Oh so speaking of Wizard of Oz i had a dream last night and for some reason I was naked on the yellow brick road and Phoebe was a naked wicked witch of the West, oh and thank God Joey wasnt there or who knows what wouldve happened to the scarecrow"

"I was a naked witch? Score!" Phoebe answered

"So who was scarecrow" Joey asks

"Alright so im back in high school standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and i realize I am totally...naked" Chandler tells us his dream

"Ohhh ive had that dream" we all reply

"Then I look down and i realize there is phone.....there"

"Instead of-"

"That's right" Chandler cuts Joey off

"Huh so you mean no penis?"

"Never had that dream" we all reply

"Well ive had a dream that Chandler didnt have a penis or a phone...there But rather a vagina" I say directly to Chandler. Once again he stares at me and continues.

"All of a sudden the phone starts to ring, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very very weird because...she Never calls me" he finishes

"Well there you go she called you, your wish was granted, so what did she say?"

"She said to shut up or no pizza for dinner" he replies

"Oh thats fine me and Joey will go get some before we go to the apartment" I say and put my hand on Joeys shoulder while he nods.

The door to Central Perk opens and my older brother walks in his look making me want to jump from a cliff

"Hi" he says very gloomy, Ross is my older brother, one year older than me, and monica. And never stops talking about dinosaurs