Sandwich?♤Joey Tribbiani

2.1

~The One With The Sonogram At The End: 2~

"Carol is pregnant" Ross says glaring up at me

"Oou I found it!" Phoebe says holding the engagement ring, we all look at her

"Wha...wh...what...whu..whu..what?" Monica says stuttering

"Yeah, do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now" Ross says walking inside

"Kinda puts that whole pillow thing into perspective huh Mon?" Chandler says, as Mon leads Ross to the couch

"Well now how do you fit into this whole thing?" Rachel asks

"Rach...its his baby, he fit himself into her vagina and now shes pregnant" Rach looks at me and Joey chuckles as Chandler low high fives me

"Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved but, if I'm not comfortable with it i dont have to be involved. Basically its totally up to me" Ross says

"She is so great, i miss her" Phoebe says to Ross

"What does she mean by involved?" Monica says ignoring Phoebe

"Id presume that the biggest part of your job, is done." Chandler says walking over to Ross as he sits down

"Anyway..they want me to go down to this sonogram thing with them tomorrow" Ross says

"So what're you gonna do?" Rachel asks sitting in the comfy chair, as Joey glances at me handing me a girl and we sit down and start eating the lasagna

"I have no idea, no matter what i do though im still gonna be a father" Ross says. Everybody stops and looks over at me and Joey and nudge him as we take a bite

"Well this is still ruined right?" Joey asks

"Joey you're sharing food? I thought 'Joey doesnt share food'?" Chandler says looking at us

"Well he shares food with me, i dont see you guys appreciating food as much as us" I say as Joey gives me a thumbs up then shoves my fork in my mouth.

"Joey take this to our place and put it in the fridge for later, my parents are coming" I say with food in my mouth

"No problem" Joey says imitating me and walking out the apartment with everybody else except for Monica and Ross as my parents walk in and sit down.

"Oh, Martha Ludwins daughter is gonna call you" Mom says to Monica grabbing food off the dish Monica was serving

"Mmm what's that Curry taste" mom says

"Curry" Monica says to mom

"Mmmmmm" mom fakes

"I...i. I think they're great i uh, really do" Ross says eating them

"You remember the Ludwins, the big one had a thing for you didn't She?" Dad says to Ross

"They all had a thing for him, even Vanessa" Mom says proudly

"Oh mom" Ross said sitting on the armrest of the chair where dad was, enjoying the attention

"I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?" Monica says from the kitchen

"Oh she just graduated and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or i dont know, anyway, i told her you have a restaurant" mom said

"No mom I dont have a restaurant, i work in a restaurant" Monica corrects her

"Well, they dont have to know that" mom says disapproving and grabbing a pillow to fluff

"Mom, Monica fluffed that pillow a million times today, she scared us all"

"I'm sorry Vanessa but, it just looked...flat" she said smiling at me

"Ross could you come and help me with the spaghetti please?" Mon asked

"Yes" he said getting up

"Ohhh we're having spaghetti..thats easy" mom said as Ross walked to the kitchen dad looked over at me

"So Vanessa- oh come sit" he patted on the armrest where Ross previously was, i got up and walked over and sat next to mom even though i always liked dad more than mom

"So, Vanessa. How is your job going?"

"Yes, and who is this 'Joey boy we keep hearing about? Whenever we call Monica or Ross, we ask to talk to you and they say, 'Oh, shes sleeping on the couch with Joey' or something of the sort" Mom asks along with Dad nodding

"Well, my job is going great, Gunther gave me a raise, uh, you know Rach-"

"Oh yes we remember Rachel" mom interrupts me

"Didn't she leave Barry at the altar?" Dad said

"Yes She did dad, well i helped Rach get a job there even though she's not good at it and-"

"Heyyoooo" Joey says walking through the door and sitting next to on the other side of me on the couch

"And Joey is right here...Mom Dad this is my friend Joey"

"Don't forget roommate" he said shaking my parents hands

"Joey is my friend and roommate"

"Are you guys dating?" My dad openly asks, i look over at Joey who's smirking

"He's a keeper" my mother winked at me

"Heh, uh no we are not dating" I said hitting Joey's thigh

"Well, you're always sleeping on him" my mother says

"Or laying on him even when theres room on the couch, even in the coffee shop" Ross joins

"We are not dating, he's just my best friend, what's wrong with that?" I say

"Oh nothing dear we just want you to find someone, you and Ross are gonna give us grandchildren after all" my mother says upsetting me when she doesn't mention Monica, Joey noticing rubs small circles on my thigh with his thumb. Where his hand is resting

"Spaghetti is ready" Ross says, we all get up and Joey walks then stops me

"You gonna be Ok? I just came to check on ya, lasagna is getting lonely in the fridge and i know how your parents can be"

"Yeah im fine, I'll be over in an hour or less" I reply

"Alright", he says hugging me, "heh your parents thought we were dating"
He says smirking

"Oh shut up" I say shoving him out the door, i sit down at the table clearly missing conversation

"I'm telling you these are the people who never get cancer" dad says to Monica

"And I read about these women who try to have it all and i thank God, that our little Harmonica doesnt seem to have that problem" dad finished, i see Monica getting more pissy each minute

"So Ross? What's going on with You? Any stories? Any news or anecdotes to share with the folks?" I say with my elbow jabbed in his hand

"Okay!" He says getting the point, standing up

"Look, I, uh, I realize you guys have been wondering, what exactly happened between Carol and me, so well here's the deal. Carols a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child. And she and Susan are going to raise the baby." Ross says, our parents look at each other than Mom looks at Monica

"And you knew about this?"

A/n

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