Sandwich?♤Joey Tribbiani

6.2

~The One With The Butt 3~

A/n:

I cried while writing this. You'll hate it too but trust me. This has to happen. I have a plan. Just trust me, or don't...either is fine.
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I walk out the coffee shop and I don't see Zach anywhere. My cell vibrates in my pocket and I pull it out to see Zach's number.

"Where the hell are you?"

"I should be asking you that! What the hell took so long for you to walk outta the shop?"

"Joey and Chandler were-"

"Joey this, Joey that, Joey, Joey, JOEY! When will you stop mentioning Joey! Is that what you were doing in there? Locking lips with good ol' JOEY?"

"What the hell? No! Before you so kindly interrupted, i was saying Chandler and Joey were asking if I was gonna make it home in time for Baywatch!"

"Well I guess you will won't you!"

"Zach I didn't know we were going out today! I thought I was just introducing you to my friends!"

"I was surprising you! The whole point of a surprise is the surprising!"

"Really? You don't say. I had no idea that the whole point of a surprise is the surprise, I mean, who would've thought?"

"You have fun with Joey"

"Would you stop that! I'm not with Joey! I'm with you! What do I have to do to prove that?"

"Stop talking to Joey"

"What?"

"Stop. Talking. To Joey"

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me. If you want this to work. Then stop talking to him"

"Y'know that's not possible. I live with him and Chandler one, and two, he's always with us"

"Your point is?"

"How the hell am I supposed to just stop talking to him. I mean you wouldn't know if I was. I could talk to him and ignore him when you were around and you wouldn't know"

"Then that would be going behind my back wouldn't it? How would there be trust if you did that?"

"He's my friend, Zach. My best friend. I can't do that"

"And I'm your boyfriend. And you CAN do that if you really care about me. About us."

"I live with him"

"Then don't"

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me."

"Are you telling me, to move out?"

"If that's what it takes" he hangs up. Monica comes outside.

"Oh honey, what happened?"

"Zach told me I had to stop talking to Joey or we'd break up. He also told me to move out"

"Oh my god! Are you gonna?"

"Mon, I'm gonna have to"

"Okay. You can stay in my third spare room. I can't believe your doing this." She says

"I have to do what I can to make this work"

"No you don't-"

"Yes, Mon. I do. Keep the boys busy until I get all my stuff outta there. Tell Ross to make an excuse to leave to come help me."