Sandwich?♤Joey Tribbiani

8.2

~The One Where Nana Dies Twice 3~

"Ness, I know you're changing in there but try to hurry, before Monica beats me again"
Chandler says.
I walk out of his room wearing my black dress, today is Nana's funeral.
I go into Monica's apartment and see monica and Rachel. Rachel stops talking and looks at me.

"Is Zach coming?" Monica asks

"Um, i think so?"

"Where'd you get that dress, Ness?" I hear Rachel ask

"Well if you leave the coffee shop, and take that right all the way up your-"

"How we doing? You guys ready?" Ross asks entering

"Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?" Monica responds

"Some days it's all I can think about" Ross says

"Hi, sorry im late, I couldn't find my bearings." Phoebe says coming in

"Oh, you-you mean your earrings?" Rachel corrects

"What'd I say?" Phoebe asks

"Hm-m" Rachel says sticking her foot out clearly trying to show off her knew Paolo shoes.

"Are these the shoes?" Monica asks rachel

"Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy" Rachel answers

"What, we-uh- we don't have shoes here, or...?" Ross says

"Morning. We ready to go-woaaahhhhh. Ness you look great!" Joey says entering with Chandler

"Why thank you Joey. You don't look so bad yourself"

"Well, don't we look nice all dressed up? ....It's stuff like that, isn't it?" Chandler asks

"Oh you're so gay" I say leaving the apartment

———————time skip——————————

"It was a really beautiful service" Monica says

"It really was. Oh c'mere, sweetheart-" my mom talks to Monica. I'm huddled next to Joey's coat

"So are you really thinking of staying at Monica's?" Joey asks

"Joey, my bed broke. Monica has a spare. I'm literally right across the hall. It'll be fine. I can always sleep over at your place sometimes"

"Yeah, I guess. But you sleep over whenever you desire."

"Will do, buckeroo"

"What?" Joey asks Chandler

"Nothing, just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Mussberger" Chandler says

"Check It out, Giants-Cowboys." Joey says

"You guys are watching a football game at a funeral?" Chandler asks

"No, it's the pre-game. We're gonna watch it at the reception" Joey Answers

"We're?" Chandler asks

"Yeah, me and Ness" Joey responds

"You are a frightening, frightening man...and woman. A true match made in heaven" Chandler says looking at us

"Oh no! My new Paolo shoes!" Rachel says after stepping in mud

"Oh, I hope they're not ruined" Ross says

"God, what a great day...what? Weather-wise!" Phoebe says

"I know, uh, the air, the-the trees...even though Nana's gone there's, there's something almost, uh- I dunno, almost life-aff-" Ross says as he was being an idiot and falls into an open grave.