dark big poppa cringe AHS preferences

xxx

pervy stuff
because people sometimes fall inlove with good dick.

VIRGINS LOOK AWAY or i swear to god ill turn on the age restriction.

im usually a cool mom but
im watching u kids
(flicks on my sexi music)

james:
jesus christ
there was another big reason james was your favourite.
your never left him not sore, always with the scratches and bruises on your hips, the kind of sex people can get confused with domestic violence! your bed needing to be replaced every couple months or so, the kind of sex where you've been spanked so much it stings to put back on your underwear.
the kind of sex where someone is getting fucking choked.
* it was often very...unsanitary. because of the death and like...
*hair pulling, scratching, spanking, and hatefucking.. its all there.
*breathplay.
*blood isnt the only thing the seamstress tires over the laundry about.
*being burnt with cigarettes eventually as a kink (post death)
*hes literally sadistic, if he wanted you he would just walk out as you're near your end and leave you frustrated, itching and just....bitch
*what an animal he is
*literal screaming his name, he fucking loves it.
*but also the kind of dickhead who kicks you out after its over.
*never falling asleep in eachothers arms. like ever. dont even dream.
*fucking growls, grunts and huffs
*king of raw sex
*the kind of creep who wants to watch you strip for him.
*every time he used to come down and sit near the bar to see you sing, was a game.
*bossing and dragging grown men around on leashes, good ol dayz.
*man something was really wrong with you both.

oliver:
no.

o no no no no no no no nOO
no no no no no
noooOooOOoOOOOOoO
nOOOOO NOOooOoO
no no no no no no.
NO!
{all sung by miss marilyn munroe
thx babe cheerz}

kyle
touchy, clingy but his intense strength always makes things get gritty, youre clawing onto him for dear life, and thighs ache and become sensitive after that beating. like jesus.
bedsheets end up ripped or steel headboard bending, but he never stopped kissing as much of you as he could, delicately placing soft kisses across you collar bones to your shoulders, the curve of your neck and messily dotted across your face.
*shower sex galore
*you cant sit comfortably for a whole day afterward because ow
*boi is pussy-wiped and says "i love you" 600 times.
*hed do anything for you, and youve seen him do some...interesting stuff.
*not being able to threesome it out with madison..she was ill
*lip biting, fuckkk.
*wont stop til youre satisfied and fucking tired.
*claw marks liter his shoulders and down his back.
*little grunts and moans
*his sex hair is the most beautiful
*appreciates a queen who owns riding that d
*fucking in a dirty new orleans gas station after a night of hunt.
*literally nearby whole candles engulf in flames.
*the endurance of a dead man.
*parked in the rain or somewhere outside of the city on abandoned dirt roads fogging up the windows.
*blindfolds
*its probably actually cute so eewwwwwwww

jimmy:
a fucking blast, holy shit can he lay one down.
probably wakes your neighbors, your trailers foundation are squeaking for mercy and the radio barley blurs out the raunch.
you've never had sex that felt like love until him.
talented boy, he is, yes sir.
save the cowboys ride a carnie like a ferris wheel.
*why do i feel like circus foods get nasty, like making out and sharing cotton candy and cake frosting on eachothers tongues
*do i have to mention the orgies............... cuz orgies.
*he moans like a slut
*nothing like a good fuckin backstage behind thin canvas tent sheets.
*hes a boobie guy
*loves to suck a good titty
*likes to make u laugh or giggle during the NASTIEST of times, its beautiful. *wipes suger tears*
*the look of red lipstick smudged across eachother, because
A E T H S T E C T I C
*king of doggy style
*fucking king of giving head
* u know... ;)
* i mean condoms were around but like... fuck em.
*

tate:
basic teenage sex, musky, careless and a little more of an outlet for other feelings.
thank god you were on the pill, (lots of different pills, lotz of pillz)
dont need anymore anti-christs in america am i right fam lol american thingz
*family members and school mates concerned over the mysterious hickeys and painful bruises dotting your bodge.
*mixing different drugs in cocktails for an even more interesting night.
*it is agonizingly slow somtimes, hes very selfish and its more about his pleasure than yours.
*but thats why you get high before
*really early morning sex (cuz u dont sleep) like 4 am early.
*he begs you not to leave after fucking and keeps you in bed.
*gets sleepy and finally sleeps for the first time in 36 hours.
*probably swears the most, mostly the words "oh fuck" and "shit"
*stupid boy doesnt care about protection tch tch tch
*fucking around in the basement alot.
*piles of diffrent cds and playlists dedicaded to sex.
*fucking loves head, like any youthful son of a bitch would.
*his kisses always make your knees give out.
*free thigh rides
*make out king
*nothing like a good tingly cigarette after your brains have been fucked out.

dandy:
sex aint shit to dandy.
bUT IF IT WAS HERES SOME HEADCANNONS
*the most selfish <lover>in the world
*i wouldnt even call it making love because when hes done, its over.
*doesnt know what the fuck hes doing, but he'll continue doing ROUGHLY.
* "so this is why people get married"
*his bed is so bouncy and soft, it fun.
*loves when you praise him
*king of white boy missionary
*daydreaming into the ceiling about 1000 ways to decorate a room (not really giving a fuck about anything)

like honestly no.