Truth of Joker

Chapter 2

Joker was looking down on the people of Gotham in the supermarket. He had a sick grin on his face as usual as he looked at them with excitement. He was looking through a pair of binoculars, scanning the market for anything of interest "Ah come on, I've seen more excitement in Rick James's backyard!" he said as something caught his eye "What's this? A new store opening? I wonder what they sell? HAR! What kind of shop do you think they're opening up down there?" he said as he handed the binoculars to Harley

"I don't know Mista J, but personally I hope it's clothing, I need some new dresses for my closet," she said

"Bah, woman and their clothes, I'll never understand it. I guess it's one of the many mysteries of life. You know, this reminds me of a joke. A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes.
The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, 'Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?'. The wife replied, 'I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son.'.With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, 'Thank God he didn't ask about the other three.'. HAHAHA!" he laughed as he looked down at the people gathering at the covered part of the market "Oh, show time!". He checked himself as he patted his suit and stretched. He then pulled out a large grappling hook launcher and aimed it. He then pulled the trigger as the hook launched itself across buildings and latched onto the top of the building that was covered "Perfect... Har, Punch, Judy, prepare your paints and brushes. We're going to make an art gallery!". The said people had some paint buckets and brushes along with the Joker. They then attached themselves onto the rope as they slid down across the rope and onto the roof. They then found the stairs and walked down into the store... to find lots of clothes "*GASP* It is a clothing store! Puddin' can I get some things first before we reck it?! PLEASE?" asked Harley as the Joker smiled

"Of course, of course! Just don't take too long, I wanna make this day memorable!" he said as Harley squealed in joy and grabbed a bag from behind a check-out stand. Joker decided to have a look around as he grabbed a flashlight. He turned around with the flashlight on and his eyes widened at the name of the brand... 'Leni's Loud Fashion'. He dropped the flashlight as Harley said: "Puddin' is everything alright?"

"O-of course, why wouldn't it be?! GET BACK TO SHOPPING!" he said as Harley back away slowly and continued shopping. Joker picked the flashlight back up as he grabbed a bucket of paint and a paintbrush. He then messed with the sign and it now read 'Leni's Lewd Fashion', "Ha, that'll show her that dreams don't come true" he said as he went over to the glass window and started painting letters in red. The letters then looked like 'kcuL daB' to him, but it would be something different to the audience. When he turned around, he saw that Harley was done with her 'shopping' and had them start painting, "Alright everyone, it doesn't matter how good you are or how bad, just remember... make it messy!". As they painted, Joker heard people talking "Thank-you all for coming. It's always been a dream of mine to open a store and share with you what I have done. For some of you may know me, I am Leni Loud, creator of the Loudest Fashion Design that's currently sweeping the nation. I would like to thank many of you for making this dream possible. So would you please give a hand to the person that made this possible, the one and only... Bruce Wayne!" he heard as he back away

"So~, Bruce Wayne, huh? Well let me tell you something, that guy is just going to get into your pants once this is done. I would be surprised if a playboy like him already did to make this possible! I think I could even file a lawsuit against him for taking advantage of a mentally feeble woman!" he then waited for their speech to be done as he signaled for them to get down "Alright, when I say go, jump out and start throwing pies at everyone!" he said as he pulled out hundreds of pies

"Puddin' where did you get those?"

"At the bakery, where else?" he said "Now keep down and quite! I think they're finishing~" and he heard