Joker woke up with a yawn as he smelled... food, "Huh? What's that smell, I could have sworn that I didn't leave the oven on last night," he said as he opened his door to see Harley and Linka eating waffles and watching TV "morning Har, morning Linka," he said as he walked past them
"Morning puddin'!" said Harley
"Morning, Uncle J," said Linka. Joker then continued to walk to the kitchen and made himself a cup of coffee. He rubbed his eyes as he walked back to them and looked at Linka "Now Linka... we need to talk," he said
"Yeah, why did you come back?" asked Harley
"I-I did something..." she said
"What did you do?" asked Joker as he took a sip of his coffee
"I-I hurt my brother," said Linka
"So, we all fight with our siblings," said Joker
"I-I used a can w-with a s-smile on it, and, and I s-sprayed it at him and, and h-he started laughing," said Linka with tears as Jokers' eyes widened
"Oh god... was the can purple?" asked Linka as she pulled out the can
"Yup, this is Joker Gas made by yours truly," said Joker as he chucked it "but the effects will wear off in about 16 hours so he's fine, that was very weak dose anyway. One of my first actually," he said with a smile
"Y-you mean he's g-going to be fine?" asked Linka
"Yeah, he's going to be fine," said Joker "but now you need to go home after breakfast,"
"B-but why?" asked Linka
"Because you need to be back at home," said Joker
"But I want to stay! I don't want to go back! My brothers are mean to me and my parents let it happen! I hate being the youngest!" said Linka as Joker looked at her and had a flashback. He stared at her and rubbed his eyes. He then took a deep breath and said "Fine, you can stay... but only if you stay here and don't go out unless you need to," said Joker
"R-really?" asked Linka
"Yes, now Har, get her something to wear from the wardrobe," said Joker
"Okay, Mista J!" said Harley as she took Linka to the wardrobe. Joker turned around and walked to the room Lynn was in. He opened the door to see the disc still playing and said "Hmm, I must have left it on repeat, now how are- OH GOD! HAVE SOME DIGNITY WOMAN! It smells like sex in here," said Joker as he saw Lynn with soaked pants and bloodshot eyes that were red and puffy from crying
"G-p," he heard her whisper as he got closer "p-ple-ase, m-make i-it st-op,"
"Sorry sweet cheeks, but that's not going to happen... but wanna know something funny?" he said as he got close enough to whisper in her ear "that's how he died," he whispered slowly as she finally broke
"NO! NO! NOO-oo-oo!" she shouted
"HAHAHAHA!" laughed Joker as he left the room, leaving a broken Lynn tied to the chair. Joker walked out of the room with a large smile plastered on his face as he strode across the room. He then saw Harley and Linka step out of the wardrobe. Linka was wearing a purple dress with a red skirt. She had black jester shoes and a jester hat like Harleys, except it had 4 appendages and bells on the ends, plus it was purple where the black would be, "How do I look?" asked Linka
"Linka... you look marvelous!" said Joker
"Thank-you! But I feel like something's... missing," she said
"Oh really, and what would that be?" asked Joker
"I-I want to be like you," she said
"W-what?" asked Joker
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Truth of Joker
FanfictionAll it takes is one rotten day to turn a man... into a monster. The Joker knew these words well... but what happens when Joker sees' an old face? Note: I own nothing and based off of 2004 The Batman