Chapter 3

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Joker and Harley arrived at an armory for a pitstop. Joker was currently holding an empty can of Joker Gas as he pointed it at a guard "Hm... seems I've run out, oh well, the go ok' one, two will do!" he said as he smacked the guard with the can twice. The guard fell to the ground as Joker turned around to see Harley as already gassed the rest of the guards, leaving large wicked smiles of their faces "HAR! You didn't leave any for me... AND MY CAN WAS OUT!" he said as he threw the can at a door... which opened and hit the last guard, knocking him out "Huh, that was unexpected... AND I LOVED IT!"

"Puddin' why did we come here to begin with? I thought we was going to that business opening?" asked Harley

"Well, Har, a little bird told me that there's going to be a party for the business opening... which I strike as odd considering that it's a Sunday," said Joker as he walked toward a flight of stairs with Harley behind him

"You still didn't answer my question," said Harley

"Ugh... we're here for the helicopter so we can drop by, HAHAHA!" said Joker as they climbed the stairs

With Batman:

Bruce Wayne was on his bat computer looking at the Loud Family "I don't get it! This has no pattern! What is Joker planning? First a funhouse, then a clothes shop, I don't get it?!" said Bruce as Alfred came down

"Sir, you need to be attendant for the grand opening of Loud Industries here in Gotham," said Alfred

"Just give me a second Alfred, I need to think a few things through,"

"Alright, sir, it's just you've been thinking about this for the last hour and I think tha-" was all Alfred got to say before the Bat Alarm went off

"What is it now?" said Batman as he pulled up footage of Joker and Harley in the Gotham Armoury "What is Joker up to!?" he said as he ran to the Batmobile

"Sir, remember, party at Loud Industries!" shouted Alfred as Batman drove away

With Joker:

Joker reached the top of the roof as Harley walked behind him "Ah, look at her! A beautiful bird, ain't she?!" shouted Joker as they looked at the helicopter.

Joker reached the top of the roof as Harley walked behind him "Ah, look at her! A beautiful bird, ain't she?!" shouted Joker as they looked at the helicopter

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It was all white and looked like it could hold two. He walked over to the Helicopter, only to be kicked in the chest "Sorry, Joker, but your flight's been canceled," said Batman

"How many times in a day am I going to be kicked in the chest! I swear it's worse than when I was tackled by my sister!" shouted Joker as he did some backflips, landed, and threw some playing card "HAR! GET TO THE CHOPPER! HAHAHAHA!", Harley then ran to the Helicopter and tried to start it. Batman threw some Batarangs at Harley, only to be stopped by more Joker cards "Sorry Bats, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to clip your wings!" he said as he threw more cards

"This card trick is getting annoying!" said Batman jumped over the cards and started to fight Joker in hand-to-hand combat. Batman threw some punches, only for them to be blocked and dodged. Joker did the same thing, except the same happened to him. Joker then threw a right hook, spun on his hands, kicked him, and sent him in the opposite direction of where he punched him. Batman rolled as he took out a Batarang and threw it at Joker... only for it to be caught "I think this package has been mislabeled... time to return to sender!" shouted Joker as he threw the Batarang back at Batman and put a cut on his leg "Oh, so close! HAR! IS IT READY!?"

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