Truth of Joker

Chapter 4

Joker was dressed as a pizza delivery guy and was sitting near a phone booth, outside of the Santiago Mansion. He turned to the screen and said "I know what you're thinking, 'Joker, why are you dressed as a Pizza guy again? Didn't you do this with Officer Yin?'. Well, I did, but I feel like doing it again! Sometimes repetition is what makes us laugh!", then the phone rang. He picked it up and someone on the other side said: "Hello, I would like to order 6 large pizzas', I have a coupon,". From the voice he could tell it was a woman, so he put on his Italian accent and replied: "Of-a-course, of-a-course, what-a would you-a-like on those-a pizzas?"

"Okay, one with everything on it, another meat-lovers, another veggie, one with just cheese, a bacon-cheeseburger, and another one with everything!" said the woman

"Yes-a, yes-a, would you-a like-a some-a soda with-a that-a?" asked Joker

"Yes, please," said the woman

"Okay-a, we deliver your pizza in-a 30 seconds- or it's-a free!" he then grabbed 6 empty pizza boxes, placed a note in one, and pressed a nearby buzzer. He waited with his hat covering his face "Who is it?" asked a voice

"It's-a me, the pizza guy-a!" he said as the gates opened "Huh, easier than I thought," he said as he walked to the door. He knocked on the door and jumped in a nearby bush. The door opened to show Leni Loud, who had a black eye "Huh, the pizza's here, but there's no pizza guy," she said as she picked up the pizza boxes "wow, these are light! Hey guys, Pizza's here!" she then closed the door as he jumped away to the phone booth. He waited until it rang "Joker speaking, TALK!"

"WHERE'S MY LITTLE GIRL!?" shouted an angry Lori Loud

"Oh, the brat? Well, let's just say she's having a hopping good time!"

Meanwhile, With Harley and Linca:

"WOW! THIS IS FUN!" shouted Linca as she was getting the hang of a pogo stick

"YEAH! YOU'RE DOING GREAT!" shouted Harley as she hopped with her in the lair

Back To Joker:

"WHERE IS SHE!" shouted Lori

"Jeez, you seem stressed, why don't you take a chill pill and calm down," said Joker

"Can I at least talk to her?" asked Lori

"Nope, she's busy at the moment... but I can take a message!" said Joker

"Fine... what are your demands?" asked Lori

"Easy... I want Lynn Loud," he said with a stern voice

"Y-you want Lynn?" she asked

"Did I stutter, let me say it again... give me Lynn Loud and no harm will come to the brat," he said as he check his nails

"I-I'll think about it..." she replied

"GREAT! Just call this number when you're ready!" he said as he hung up. He then took a newspaper on the ground, wrote on it, wrapped it around a rock, and chucked it at the mansion, breaking a window. He then laughed as he ran away. When Joker returned, he saw Linca petting his Hyenas "Well, I see you're getting along with them," he said

"Yup, all I did was walk up to them and started petting them," she replied as he looked ar Harley, who shrugged

"Is that so... well since I got back, whatcha wanna do?!" he said as she thought about it for a moment

"I-I don't know... usually my brothers decide what we do," she said as Joker looked puzzled

"Brothers?" asked Joker