Truth of Joker

Chapter 7

"Oh thank god, you don't feel weird do you, Linka?" asked Joker

"No, except I can't stop smiling! I'm just so happy!" said Linka as she showed him her smile, which had her lips stuck in a smile and where ruby red

"I can see that, and your green hair looks beautiful!" said Joker as her hair was the same shade of green as his

"Thank-you, Uncle-J," replied Linka as she hugged him

"You're welcome, now how about we celebrate by... going out!" said, Joker

"YAY! Where are we going?" asked Linka as Joker took a second to think

"I got it! Let's go to the new Chinese place that opened up last week, I heard the food there isn't half-bad," said Joker "Har, wanna go out for Chinese?"

"Why not?!" said Harley

"Alright, we'll leave immediately!" said Joker "Punch, Judy, we're going out, wanna come?!". Punch and Judy walked into the room and both nodded, "Great, go start the car, but first," he walked over to the room where Lynn was with a wheelchair, some belts, and a roll of duct tape.

At The Said Chinese Place:

Rita and Lynn Sr where eating with their daughters, Lily, Lola, and Lana. They were eating, well, everyone except Lily. She merely looked at her food with a bored expression as she sighed. Rita took notice of this and said: "Lily, are you alright?"

"Y-Yeah, I'm fine," she replied

"You sure?" asked Lynn Sr.

"Yes, I'm fine... I'm just thinking about something," she said

"Oh really, what are you thinking about?" asked Rita

"What it would've been like to have a brother," she said as Lana choked on her food

"Lana, you alright?" asked Lily

"Y-Yeah, I'm fine, just some food went down the wrong pipe," she replied

"Ugh, why do you have to think of something like that, having a brother would be a waste," said Lola as Rita and Lynn Sr. flinched. They then continued to eat when they suddenly heard 

"Did anybody else hear that?" asked Lily as a car crashed through the side of the building

"When I said, hit it, Judy, you took it seriously!" said Joker as he stepped out of the car "Everybody else alive?" he asked

"Alive!" said Harley

"Still kicking!" said Linka

"Hmph!" mumbled Lynn while Punch and Judy grunted

"GREAT! WAITER!" shouted Joker as he looked around and Rita, Lynn Sr., Lily, Lola, and Lana at their table "Would you lookie here, Linka wanna say 'hi' to grandma and grandpa?!"

"Oh, they're here?" asked Linka like she got a fly in her soup

"Aw, what's wrong, don't wanna see them? I brought Lynn along because I thought she could use some fresh air, why else do you think I made a collar with duct tape and some belts, well I sorta used them to cover her mouth and strap her to the wheelchair, but still?" said Joker as they walked toward the table. But before they could leave, Joker was already in front of them "Ah, ah ahh, it's rude to leave just because you don't like somebody, especially family!" said Joker as he put them back in their chairs and used the leftover tape to strap them in. He then sat down with Linka on his lap, Harley on his left, and Lynn on his right. Punch and Judy sat next to Harley as Joker just smiled. But Linka had a pouty face "Aw, what's the matter, Linka?"