That very drunk girl I met in the night tube
unconsciously saved me from suicide
Oh my goodness,
The girl opposite me is sobbing
Why is the world so tough? Hmm? Hmmm?
Oh, I hate seeing fellow girls cry,
I must comfort her. NOW.
See, girl, there is nothing worthy enough
To be sad about
Because I love-- you so---
Much-- much-- much--- much.
Yes, we just met.
BUT! Goodness! I! LOVE! YOU!
Oh, no, no, no, please!
If you die I will be sad
Because I love you so- so- so -so much.
And like we can go out and have a drink sometime
If you die we can't have a drink together, right?
Right.
Here have some dried leaves.
And now stop crying
Here have this chocolate too
Oh, I finished it already
But the package is pretty
so here you go, a very very pretty paper.
If you still want chocolate, you can lick it!
If that will make you feel better,
I won't judge. Do it!
Have you stopped crying?
Now I am crying too
Because I love you so- much--
And that guy and that old woman and that girl
And those guys and those girls and those guys
You! In a jacket! YOU LOVE HER RIGHT?
NOD.
See? She loves you too-!
We love you so--so-so-so- much
So don't die tonight.
