Phan One-Shots

Dance To This

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ALSO I come bearing bottom!Phil because I always wanted to write it when I was super into the phandom, but I felt like I would be SHUNNED. But I'm older now, wiser, gayer... it's time.

Genre: Smut

Wordcount: 8,518

Summary: After meeting on a questionable dating app, Dan and Phil make plans for a quick and easy hook-up. Dan wants to lose his virginity, and Phil is used to one night stands and short-term partners. What he isn't used to is running into those partners again after they walk out on him.

Warnings/Tags: dom!phil, bottom!phil, overstimulation, touch-starved, clothed sex, blowjobs, first time, nude modeling?

Dan met Phil on a dating app, one notorious for sleazy hook-ups and one night stands. It wasn't exactly the meet-cute story of his dreams, but it didn't have to be. Dan was well aware of the app's reputation when he downloaded it, in fact... that's why he'd sought it out in the first place. His intentions were no better than anyone else who had a profile, no matter how he tried to paint it.

It didn't matter that this was his first time doing something like this, or that he wasn't confident he'd actually be able to pull it off, he knew what he wanted. He was inexperienced, but oh so curious, and ready to stop being ridiculed for his lack of knowledge when it came to sex.

Growing up as the only gay boy in a small town had its perks... not. When everyone else his age was messing around and worrying about accidental pregnancies, Dan was sitting alone in his closet (literally) wondering what the hell he was meant to do with his attraction to boys. No one else his age even talked about being gay, like it was some kind of terrible taboo.

He was older now, wiser... gayer.

Dan had people in his life that supported him, that talked openly and proudly about the LGBT+ community as fellow members. He lived in a city now, a place where anyone could be anything and nothing was ever surprising. He went to art school, despite literally every authority figure in his life trying to stop him from doing so. Dan was happy, with himself and his situation.

Well, except for the obvious.

As confident as he was in his sexuality now, he had no personal experiences to show for it. Not that he felt the need to show off experiences to validate himself or anything... he just, wanted to have them. For his own selfish reasons, Dan wanted to get laid. There was no shame in that.

Or so Dan tried to tell himself, as he blushed furiously at the pictures someone on the app had just sent him. As much as he wanted it, he wasn't exactly sure how to get it. Even with people literally throwing themselves at him with explicit offers, Dan found himself floundering. He was too flustered, he couldn't even type out an answer over text. What was he supposed to do when he met up with one of these people in person?!

Cue Phil sliding into his dms.

One of the few that didn't make a dramatic entrance in the form of a dickpic, instead Phil talked to him like a normal human being. Of course, the flirty undertones made it clear that he was there for the same reasons everyone else was, but the surface level chitchat made it a lot easier for Dan to go along with what was happening. And whenever Phil would say something questionable that had Dan not replying for a few hours, he'd correct himself with a quick and easy subject change. Always leaving the ball in Dan's court on whether he wanted to address what'd been said or not.