Phan One-Shots

Feel Good Inc.

A/n: i told myself going into 2017 that i would not filter my writing in fear of being kinkshamed, this is the result. I wrote half of this either laughing or with my eyes closed bc i didn't want to look at the utter filth coming from MY hands. I did this. I really did.

Genre: Smut

Wordcount: 28,898

Summary: Dan is your local sexually ambiguous religious boy. Phil is your local bad boy that sleeps with anyone that'll have him and sins as if second nature. Then there's also the poor original character that gets caught between them and their ridiculous amount of sexual tension. Threesomes, eh?

Warnings: internalized homophobia, religious themes, polyamory, threesomes, voyeurism, public setting, praise kink, deep-throating, spanking, kinda cumplay, facials, daddy kink (he only says it twice at the VERY end of things), use of derogatory terms, overstimulation, intercrural, sexting/phonesex, dan is a size queen, dirty talk oh god so much dirty talk, but its okay bc everything is consensual!!!

Dan was a good person. He minded his own, kept his opinions to himself (even when the ignorant boys that sat at the back of the classroom shouted out belittling comments toward the rest of their peers, and that wasn't a feat easily made). He always listened when people were speaking, treated others with the level of respect he'd want to be given in answer. He worked hard, took on any opportunities to help others or add to his own life experiences, always put his all into everything he did.

He cared, and, frankly, that was more than could be said for most people his age.

So, if someone could please tell him why such bad things happened to such good people time and time again, he would love to hear their reasoning. Why had his pastor lost their youngest son in a drunk driving incident last year? Why had his brother's dog fallen irreversibly ill in seventh grade when a neighboring kid fed it a month's worth of chocolate? And, for heaven's sake, why was it that out of the thousands of lockers lining the school, Phil Lester had chosen to pin his boytoy of the week against Dan's locker.

Phil Lester was, for lack of a better word, sinful. Everything about him seemed to scream impure, it didn't matter whether he was rolling his hips against another man's in the public eye of the entire damn school, or innocently skimming through books in the library. He was bad news, the type of person you see in the distance and then turn on your heel to head in the opposite direction. Anyone with any sense did their best to avoid him... sadly not before he managed to get into their pants, though.

Dan was one of the proud few who had yet to succumb to Lester's charms, and he had no intentions of changing that today. Or any day, for that matter.

He tugged his backpack higher on his shoulder, trying to gather his wits about him as he watched the two boys shamelessly grope at each other. There wasn't enough hand sanitizer in the world to get their presence off of his locker, nor these scarring memories out of his mind. Dan didn't want to know what kind of noises Tristan from his Biology class made when he had another man grinding against him, and he certainly didn't want to know what Phil Lester sounded like with his stupid northern accent saturated in poorly-concealed lust.

"I want you so badly." Phil whispered, low and sultry, his lips leaving the other man's to opt for the pale column of his neck instead. Dan wrinkled his nose in distaste, wondering how another hickey could possibly appeal to either of them when Tristan's neck was practically coated with them already. Any more and people would start to worry that he was turning purple altogether.

"Excuse me." Dan stated bluntly, as loudly as he could manage around the unsettled lump forming in the back of his throat. His heart was racing and his palms were undeniably sweaty, though that wasn't necessarily surprising considering the flustered heat suddenly rolling off of him in waves. It really seemed that he was about to get sick all over the both of them if they didn't take their show somewhere else real quick.