Shresus

Vacation before planning wedding ;)

Shrek and Jesus decided to have a vacation before planning the wedding. They booked tickets to go to Earth. Of course, Dan and Phil would be there, so they had to avoid London unless they were planning to have a foursome of some sort.

On the plane, Jesus started to stroke Shrek's crotch. Shrek got a boner and whispered to Jesus "Hey babe, go to the toilet in 3 mins, okay?" Shrek proceeded to get out of his seat and got to the plane's toilet. He stepped inside and locked the door.

3 minutes later, Jesus knocked on the door and Shrek let him in. There wasn't much room between them, so Shrek didn't have to admire Jesus's beauty from very far. Jesus pulled down Shrek's brown trousers to reveal a giant big green gurthy cock. Jesus opened his mouth and let his tongue lightly touch the head. He started moving down, and sped up gradually as he did so. He engulfed it all in his mouth and got faster and faster.

Shrek was enjoying all the pleasure..Until an attendant knocked at the door and said "Please hurry up, we're going to land soon". Shrek pulled up his pants and Jesus stepped out. 3 minutes later, Shrek got out and sat in his seat. Sadly, they were busted.

A/N: Lmao i'm going on holiday tomorrow, so these will be quite short due to me packing for a long ass road trip. Hope you guys enjoy it anyways :l (If anyone reads it lmao)