The plane landed with a thud. The two of them crawled out of the plane (not literally) and got their luggage. They hauled a taxi and asked to go to their hotel in Paris.
A/N: This chapter won't be like hardcore sex anymore. There's no sexual tension that builds into anything, there's just like holding hands and stuff. Also, Paris is supposedly the city of love, so that's why I chose it. Anyways enjoy this short chapter. (im listening to words fail rn lmao). This is also an excuse to use my french knowledge c; J'adore Shresus et Phan. Je mange les petits enfants et j'adore les petits enfants. Et toi?
They walked around for a bit, hand in hand. The french citizens gave them dirty looks. Had they never seen Shrek or Jesus before? Or was it the gay part? Shrek couldn't tell. They walked a little while longer before deciding on a restaurant to eat at. When they walked inside, the heat blew them back.
It was a sort of posh restaurant, like those you see in movies. They sat down and had a waiter come over and give them the English menu. The waiter replied "Comment aliments por toi?" He said while pointing at Shrek. Shrek said "The 'Lu-Le p-poi-Poisson." "Et toi?" he said while pointing at Jesus. Jesus replied in fluent french "J'aurai le poulet". The waiter wrote down their orders, and took their menus. Shrek was surprised Jesus could talk fluently, but then realized he was god's son.
(a/n screw u guys ima time skip)
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FanfictionShresus smut this is dedicated to Ethan, for creating cacti daddi and cause he wants some shresus smut so here ya go kids. warning: onions have layers
