Weirdestweirdoofthemall: I'm telling you. She's quite literally the devil. no one fucks with her and lives to tell the tale
Lucas A.K.A. Batman: Accurate, last time I said anything even remotely mean to her I almost lost my manhood.
Weirdestweirdoofthemall: Okay. But at least you didn't have to live with her for at least eighteen. fuckin. years.
Lucas A.K.A. Batman: You've got me there. But um. I think we scared off Simon...
Weirdestweirdoofthemall: Oh shit. Simon?
Lucas A.K.A. Batman: Simmmooon???
Weirdestweirdoofthemall: Calling out to the pumpkin spice frappuccino loving white bitch!!
Lucas A.K.A. Batman: Marco?
Weirdestweirdoofthemall: polo
Lucas A.K.A. Batman: Mrs. KIsha. Mrs. Kisha!
Weirdestweirdoofthemall: Oh my fuckin god. she fuckin dead.
Lucas A.K.A. Batman: Well shit.
Weirdestweirdoofthemall: @RulerOfPlanetEarth
Lucas A.K.A. Batman: @RulerOfPlanetEarth
Weirdestweirdoofthemall: @RulerOfPlanetEarth Hey. Heeeeey.
Lucas A.K.A. Batman: @RulerOfPlanetEarth Wasssuhhh duuuude
Weirdestweirdoofthemall: @RulerOfPlanetEarth Wasssuhh dude
Lucas A.K.A. Batman: Rip
RulerOfPlanetEarth: Can you guys not?
Weirdestweirdoofthemall: Oh my god. He's alive.
Lucas A.K.A. Batman: Welp. screw that funeral I was planning.
RulerOfPlanetEarth: I was busy texting someone else. Okay? Okay.
Lucas A.K.A. Batman: Wait. Were you conspiring against us?
Weirdestweirdoofthemall: Talking with the enemy perhaps.
RulerOfPlanetEarth: No. Why would you accuse me of that?
Weirdestweirdoofthemall: ...
RulerOfPlanetEarth: What?
Weirdestweirdoofthemall: Why the fuck you lying??
Lucas A.K.A. Batman: Why you always lyyyying???
Weirdestweirdoofthemall: Oh my god.
Lucas A.K.A. Batman: Stop
Weirdestweirdoofthemall: Fucking
Lucas A.K.A. Batman: Lying.
RulerOfPlanetEarth: I'm going to go kill myself. You two are acting like ninth graders. Seriously. Like what are you, fucking twenty-three? Act your age dude.
Weirdestweirdoofthemall: I'm actually twenty-one ass hat. Jeez, can't take a joke much.
RulerOfPlanetEarth: Oh my god, you're like a fetus.
Lucas A.K.A. Batman: Isn't he? I think him and Kennedy might be the youngest out of all of us. I'm like twenty-four, Aubrie's only two years younger than me, and well, Robin's still older than him by a couple months, soooo...
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