Simon - It's Illegal To Be Straight

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RulerOfPlanetEarth added The-Devil-In-Her-Cutest-Form

RulerOfPlanetEarth added Justasmolbirdfren

RulerOfPlanetEarth added Auburnthefirewitch

RulerOfPlanetEarth named the group The girls...and Simon

The-Devil-In-Her-Cutest-Form: Wait a minute.

The-Devil-In-Her-Cutest-Form named the group The girls

The-Devil-In-Her-Cutest-Form: You're as much as a girl as the rest of us. Nice try

RulerOfPlanetEarth: Haha..very funny.

The-Devil-In-Her-Cutest-Form: You know it! *Finger guns*

RulerOfPlanetEarth named the group The girls...and Their magical Unicorn~

The-Devil-In-Her-Cutest-Form: What does that even mean..?

RulerOfPlanetEarth: I don't know man. I mean, my Instagram handle is, Simon_the_bisexual_unicorn.

Justasmolbirdfren: Gasp! There's another one of our kind! Oh, my!

Auburnthefirewitch: Another one, you say?? 😸😻

The-Devil-In-Her-Cutest-Form: I mean. Technically no one else here is bi.

Justasmolbirdfren: Yes. however, the rest of us are all still members of the lgbt+ community. and now have someone to take the place of the B. Kennedy you're like the only one of us here who isn't gay in some way or other. Aubrie is Pan. And I'm gay, soooo.

The-Devil-In-Her-Cutest-Form: Yeah. Yeah. whatever, go ahead and celebrate your little victory.

RulerOfPlanetEarth: Wait. You said Kennedy isn't a member of our rainbow loving, pride filled, fabulous dressing, gay cult?

RulerOfPlanetEarth: Don't worry, I've got it covered.

RulerOfPlanetEarth:

RulerOfPlanetEarth: Because it's pride month bitches

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RulerOfPlanetEarth: Because it's pride month bitches.

The-Devil-In-Her-Cutest-Form: Oh no. dang it. I wasn't ready for this. Robin, I need to borrow your girlfriend for the month.

Justasmolbirdfren: No. Get your own. This cute little redhead is mine.

Auburnthefirewitch: I'm okay with that. Kennedy what would our first date be?

Justasmolbirdfren: No. Aubrie. You weren't supposed to say yes.

The-Devil-In-Her-Cutest-Form: Too late. She's my girlfriend now.

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