Dumber friends

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[Tony arguing with the wade and peter about how he most definitely doesn't have a crush on Stephen ]

Tony: the great Tony stark does not get crushes, and I just got out of a very serious relationship.

Peter: mr.stark, you totally like Stephen, back me up here fri.

Friday: well considering you had just broken up with Steve, who you really liked i could see it in your eyes, you really did like him, it is strange to carry on as though nothing happened only days later, but it's a lot less strange to have that sort of behaviour being around someone you truly enjoy during that time, especially since you seem incredibly happy that we were talking about him just now, we have to agree with bing on this one, you have a crush. psychology speaking anyway.

Wade: shit stark, you can't deny it now, Friday just turned that shit into a science!

Tony slamming his head into the wall:
I need dumber friends.

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