Peter, texting Tony:
slugs and snails are very similar but despite the simularities i am very much a snail person and i was questioning why that is. it's the shell. i know right the one difference between the two? who would've thought? but yeah if you poke a slug it cant go anywhere to hide from our godly wrath but if a snail is spooked it just hides in its tiny shell and occasionally sticks its little face and stupid wiggly eyes out of the opening just a tiny bit to see if the coast is clear and its very endearing. you can't get that kind of experience from a slug.
Tony:
Tony: peter what the fuck, it's 3 am
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