"I wonder if Thor's allspeak extends to animals"
Bee, is present:
Thor, turning to Tony: He says this stupid damn city needs more flowers and pollen-bearing plants because you're making him have to work a 16-hour shift every day just to feed his queen
Tony: What the fuck Thor we've talked about this
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Dog: bark bark
Thor, sternly: No, Captain America's pants are not fit for consumption
Steve, with no idea that Thor can speak dog: ???!?!????!!!??
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Fly: buzzzz
Thor, leaping from his chair: Oh what the FUCK did you say about my hair?? Oh you want to fuckign go do you?? Is that what you fucking want??? Well Step the FUCK UP then you stupid ass buzzy BITCH *summons lightning*
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DUM-E: *Beep boops*
Thor, patting Tony on the back: well done my friend
Tony: for what
Thor: Your robot is telling me all about how well his dad oiled up his joints this morning and keeps saying 'I love him' on repeat. He has been doing this for an hour.
Tony, immediately tearing up: oh my fucking god Thor
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HumorWellcome to the marvel pit of feelings (tm) we have popcorn on the right and the screaming/crying room on the left. (Some of these come from popular Tv shows, I don't write all of them) ;)
