Dirk Gently Group Chats

Tea and tears (Brotzly)

(-Hi friends, it's me, the author, in this chapter, Hugo and Dirk grew up together in Blackwing as a test on a 'normal' human child, and there is Brotzly in here so, your welcome!  This chapter will also have a part 2, thanks for reading Loves!-)

(Drummergirl added Nocinnamon, Igotashot, NotyourWatson, MsBadBlack, HolisticDirktective, and Martinnn to the chat)

Nocinnamon: Why are we here?

Drummergirl: Cause Dirk and Todd are gonna confess their UNDYING LOVE for each other!

NotyourWatson: WHAT?! Amanda!!

HolisticDirktective: ?

Igotashot: congrats dirk

HolisticDirktective: I'm really confused

MsBadBlack: Does Dirk or Todd like one another?? They better admit it 🙈

Drummergirl: uh obviously yea

Martinnn: nice job lol

HolisticDirktective: ???

Igotashot: he's denying it lolz

Drummergirl: I know one of you likes the other, don't lie 😘

HolisticDirktective: fine...

NotyourWatson: Really Dirk??

(HolisticDirktective is typing)

(No message sent)

MsBadBlack: I KNEW IT!!

Drummergirl: 😚❤️😉❤️

Igotashot: I knew it from the start

(HolisticDirktective has logged off)

NotyourWatson: ...

Drummergirl: text him Todd

MsBadBlack: Yeah!

(Text Conversation- HolisticDirktective + NotyourWatson)

NotyourWatson: Dirk?

NotyourWatson: Hello?

NotyourWatson: Dirk??

NotyourWatson: DIRK?!?

Missed call from NotyourWatson

(Group Conversation)

NotyourWatson: Guys he isn't responding

Drummergirl: o sh** 😰

Igotashot: did I mess it up?

MsBadBlack: IDK Hugo, did you??

Igotashot: uhm

Drummergirl: Todd you live in the same complex, go and talk to him!

NotyourWatson:  okay

-A few minutes later-

NotyourWatson: Guys hes crying, I can hear it from the door

Drummergirl:  auGh!!  What do we do!!??  Hugo!  You grew up beside him!  Riggins!  You kinda took care of him!  WhAT DO WE DO?!