Dirk Gently Group Chats

Its a little early

(Dirk is a depressed boi in this chapter, and also there will be alcohol in this chapter.)

HolisticDirktective: hey todd..

NotyourWatson: why are you even talking to me right now??

NotyourWatson: It's 2am!

HolisticDirktective: did I wake you up?  I'm sorry

NotyourWatson: no... what do you want?

HolisticDirktective: I want a lot of things, Todd, but you acting so as*holish isn't one of them.

NotyourWatson: I'm sorry

HolisticDirktective: I need help

NotyourWatson: I know that, dirk

HolisticDirktective: no, you don't get it

NotyourWatson: I don't?

HolisticDirktective: you don't

NotyourWatson: well, tell me then!  Make me understand!

HolisticDirktective: it started when I was 7

NotyourWatson: ?

HolisticDirktective I was orphaned to Blackwaing cause I have weird powers or something stupid like that idk, I was tortured for who knows how long. I got out 16 years ago and I've been lying to myself that I'm good enough for a chance at something , I wanna die so bad, there's nothing stopping me, and certainly no one will miss me, so why not? I wear my heart on my sleeve and the sleeve is torn, I'm nothing.

NotyourWatson: Wait Dirk

HolisticDirktective: What

NotyourWatson: don't do it

HolisticDirktective: wow, very decision changing

NotyourWatson: no I am serious

HolisticDirktective: sure, have you not seen me?  I've lost everything, I'm just an emotional trash bag with pride color jackets and a dream that's been crushed by reality, there's nothing more to do, the air is too thick.

Todd:  how could I have told?  Your always happy and encouraging me to get my own life together and your not trash, Dirk, If you want trash, look at me, my dreams are like plastic, fake, you're solving cases Dirk!  Your dreams can come true!

HolisticDirktective: you made it sound like you care, impressive

NotyourWatson: What??  I do care and I'm coming up now!

HolisticDirktective: I wouldn't waste your time but it's not gonna be fun and rainbows Todd

(In real life)

Todd walked up the stairs heavily, he opened the door to Dirk's apartment.  He saw Dirk sitting on the window ledge.

"Dirk!"  Todd rushed to him.

"Don't waste your time."  Dirk growled.

"Dirk-"

"Go back home, Todd."

"I'm not leaving!"

"Ugh, whatever you want."

"I'm sorry for being such an as*."

"I wouldn't worry about it."

Dirk kicked his legs around and walked into the kitchen, and reached for a bottle of Brewmeister.  He tossed the cap off of the top and poured a glass.

"Want one?"  He asked.

"Uhm sure.  I've never had that kind."

He poured another glass of the strong alcohol, who knew how many bottles he drank, it was like, a nine pack?  He maybe have had like... 14 shots already?  He didn't know, he was too tired on sleeping pills to know he was nearing the limit.

He took a few sips and looked at Todd.

"Dirk are you ok-"

Dirk fell slowly to the ground he felt himself slowly letting go of consciousness.  He looked up at Todd who was frantically trying to get him back up, he suddenly felt cold, his legs numbed and paled, his breathing became weak. 

Todd remembered that these side affects were to Alcohol Poisoning.

"DIRK HOW MUCH DID YOU DRINK?!"  Todd opened the fridge and saw the empty Beer pack.

Todd rushed to the living room where Dirk was laying, he grabbed his phone shakily and called an ambulance, Dirk started dry heaving and then fell unconsciousness, Todd wailed to the operator what happened.

Todd shook back and forth nervously, he saw red and blue flashing coming in from the window and Dirk was taken away from Todd before his eyes.

(I might continue this in a few chapters)