Silli: A Sutton and Billi Fanfic

Alone in the Sky

I never liked the zoo. I thought it was a form of animal cruelty that was accepted by the public. I found it demeaning for the animals to be in exhibits only for the enjoyment of humans. That's why when I was soaring about 20 feet in the air, above bored and socially deprived rhinos with an annoying thot by the name of Sutton unwillingly attached to my hip, I felt like ending my miserable life by jumping off into the rhino enclosure below me. Sadly, this wasn't possible because of the safety bar trapping me in my seat.

"I always thought the first time I would be this close to a girl in the sky, I would joining the mile high club," Sutton said whilst trying to add a little distance between us, only to no avail.

"What the hell, Sutton!" I said loudly, my voice filled with disgust.

"Chill, I was joking," he said with humor in his voice, "Unless, you're down for that."

"Sutton!"

I glared at him as I contemplated if the bottom of the rhino enclosure was really far enough down for me to die once I hit the ground

He laughed before asking, "Do you not know how to take a joke?"

Maybe I'd break my legs on impact if I jumped, I probably wouldn't die, but to be honest I'd take either of those outcomes if it meant me not spending any more time on this lift with Sutton.

"Yes, I know how to take a joke, you thot, but the thought of being intimate with you whilst stuck on a ski lift over sad looking rhinos makes me both angry and disgusted."

I envied the rhinos being held prisoner for not being able to understand a word Sutton says

He pondered for a moment before announcing, "So you were thinking about it!"

Maybe I could push Sutton off instead

"Can you shut your lying mouth?"

I could make it seem like an accident too

"I can, but I'm not sure you can," he said with a devilish smirk.

I'm pretty sure I could make it pretty convincing—wait, what is he even talking about?

"What the heck is that even supposed to mean?" I asked with a confused look on my face.

"You know," he paused, put his hand in a fist and started shaking it in front of his mouth, imitating an inappropriate act.

I wonder if they would notice if he was strangled before he fell

Trying to resist my homicidal tendencies, I gritted out, "I actually hate you with a burning passion."

He simply smiled and said, "Love you too, Billi."

I don't think I could have more hatred for an another human being than the amount I have for Sutton James Wilson.