Aliens and Bears.

Short Story

Picture this:

One day, there was an alien named Duncan going on his midnight stroll on the southern hemisphere of mars. Duncan wasn't like other aliens. Duncan was only allowed to wear his human form on earth, and was forced to wear his alien form on mars no matter what. This made Duncan sad, because Duncan wanted to feel more like his human form, because Duncan had a huge crush on a freshman at his high school named Patricia. This made Duncan feel distraught, but he knew it was best for him, since as an alien he would have protection. An alien's protector is the antenna on the top of it's head, which fun fact: isn't actually an antenna! It's a penis. Duncan was deep in thought when a large, blue colored bear (bears are different colors on mars) disrupted his thinking. "Who are you, large blue bear?" Duncan proclaimed with a confidence he had to fake. The bear grumbled. "My name is Lafayette. This is private property. Why are you here?" Lafayette asked angrily. Duncan looked shocked. "I- I'm sorry. I d-didn't know!" Duncan said shakily, stumbling over his words. Lafayette was down on all fours, as a bear usually is, but once he began to feel more angry than before, he rose up onto his two hind legs. Duncan realized that he would have to protect himself from Lafayette, so Duncan bowed down as if he was praising Lafayette. This only confused the bear. While the bear stood in shock, Duncan's penis began to shoot pee with the same power and might as a firehose would have. To Duncan's shock and dismay, Lafayette loved this. "I haven't had a shower in years! Thank you, alien!" Duncan was a little confused, but Lafayette then said, "Let us be friends! I will show you my lovely home." Duncan followed Lafayette into his bear cave and Duncan and Lafayette lived happily ever after.

Also, Duncan forgot all about Patricia as he now had Lafayette.

The end.