Hey everyone. And yes I'm still single. But if you wanna get with me there's a couple rules you gotta follow
And here they are
- if I call you and you don't call back. I will flirt with hoes on twitter as your punishment
- my girl not aloud to look left. Bitch I'm always right
- my girlfriend not aloud to jog. She might think she run shit around here
- my girl not aloud to say her ABC's out loud. Because all these thirsty niggas will hear is U and I
- my girlfriend not aloud to leave the house without the new perfume I bought her ( dick repellent )
-as my girl your not aloud to wear glasses. You might start seeing reasons to leave me. Bitch you will stay blind
- my girlfriend not aloud to get hurt. I'm her only boo boo !
- my girlfriend not aloud to miss my calls. If she do she better call back with a doctors note
- if your my girlfriend the only place your aloud to go without telling me is to sleep
- my girlfriend not aloud to have Allstate. Nah nigga she's already in good hands
- if my girlfriend is out with her friends and she tells me her phone about to die, imma tell her she's next if she don't find a charger
- my girlfriend not aloud to eat McDonalds. I'm Lovin' It. Nah you lovin' me
As you know all these are jokes! I love my ladies!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Follow me ❤️
And you'll be my girlfriend ❤️❤️❤️
