Teacher : well since your talking why don't you solve the problem?
Me : the problem is you... The solution is minding your own business....
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Teacher : where's your homework?
Me : didn't do it
Teacher : tell the class why
Me : it's called having a life... I don't think you've ever heard of it
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Me : * walks into class late *
Teacher : why are you late?
Me : someone told me to go to hell.. I couldn't find it at first but here I am!
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Me : may I please use the restroom?
Teacher : why?
Me : to slay the magic dragon... What the fuck do you think?!
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In Elementary school
Teacher : I'm calling your parents
Me : no please!!!!!!
In High school
Teacher : I'm calling your parents
Me : * looks around * hold on I'm just looking for a fuck to give
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