Hey everyone. And if you didn't notice. I'm single, and ready to mingle
But before I can get any of you to be my girlfriend, there's a couple rules you need to follow
- if your my girlfriend your not aloud to have candles on your birthday. What you needa wish for? All of your wishes came true when you met me
- my girlfriend is not aloud to day dream. The fuck you tryna do imagine life without me?
- my girlfriend isn't aloud to go outside. I already brighten your day. The fuck you need sunlight for?
- my girlfriend isn't aloud to have car insurance. Jake from State Farm is not fucking my bitch
- my girlfriend not aloud to ask guys for directions. A nigga might give her the directions right out my life
- if your my girlfriend your not aloud to use the D on the keyboard. My D will be the only D your touching
- my girlfriend not aloud to learn Algebra. Fuck you tryna do find ya X?
- if we go out to a club the shoes you wearin are light up sketchers. I better see your every move
- you sick? You don't need a doctor. I'm the only man whose gonna be checking you out
- your not aloud to go in the ocean or a pool. The only thing that's gonna be getting you wet
Well obviously these are all jokes. You can do whatever you want as long as your loyal to me baby ❤️
I'm gonna make a part 2 to this!
Follow me I follow back! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
