Phan Fluff

Surprise

Phil woke up to pounding on the door. He groggily sat up and rubbed his eyes. Now the person beating down the door was yelling too. Distant shouts of unintelligible noises coming beyond his perfect bedroom. Well it would be perfect if Dan were in here. Maybe he should get up and get the door. But the bed was so warm and the front door was so far away. Ugh. Phil resentfully appeared in the living room in front of the front door. He looked through the peep hole.
"DANIEL HOWELL! OPEN THIS DOOR! I KNOW YOU NEED ME. I NEED YOU! I'LL... I'LL .. I JUST SAW YOU. YOU CAN'T HIDE OPEN THIS DOOR."
"Pssst."
Phil looked to his left to see Dan up against the wall next to the door.
"You need to get out of her line of sight. She can see you through the window," he pointed at the adjacent glass pane.
"She must have thought you were me."
Phil made a silent "Oh" face and slipped next to Dan. They were now in a very close proximity to each other.
"Is this the chick from last night?"
"I can only assume."
"Uh. Ok what was her name? Maybe we can just... uh.. maybe she'll go away.."
"Her name was Alice. And I seriously doubt she's going to leave after 'seeing me'." Dan held up air quotes.
Phil giggled.
"Shh."
Phil couldn't help it. He kept giggling. And it turned into laughter.
At this point Dan was laughing too.
"Ahah- WHY- heh- are you laughing?" Dan dissolved into giggles as Phil ineffectively reexplained that "some girl was breaking down their door because she was in love with Dan after one freaking date."
The banging stopped. So did the laughter.
Suddenly a faint clicking could be heard coming from the other side of the door.
Phil turned to Dan with a "HOLY SHIT" look on his face.
"She's fucking breaking in." Dan whispered.
"I have an idea." He paused.
"Well hurry, she might actually pick the lock you know."
"Ok don't hate me and go with it."
Phil was anxious. He could never hate Dan.
"Ok?"
"Ok."
Dan pulled Phil into Alice's line of vision and smashed their lips together. Phil immediately melted into the kiss. Holy shit. Dan was kissing him. Far too soon, Dan pulled away and looked at Phil. Phil was the one facing towards the window, so Dan leaned forward and whispered to him, "Can you see her? Is she still there? Do you think it worked?"

Phil was still blindsided by the intenseness of the encounter.
"Oh um. Well she honestly looks like she's about to shit her pants."
Dan spun around and took in the image of Alice's astonished face pressed up against the window.
Dan smiled. And waved. And his wave turned into a middle finger.
Alice finally took a fucking hint and left.

"Mission accomplished."
They high fived.

Later that night, Phil laid awake.
He couldn't stop thinking about the raw passion that that kiss emitted. He'd never been kissed like that. Especially not by his best friend and flat mate. Dan said not to hate him. And Phil certainly didn't. What Dan didn't say was. "Don't accidentally fall in love with me."

He might have.