Eric: "E.T Smoke Signal Home!"
Brandon: "Satanic Panic."
Cam: "What was that!?"
Brandon: "I don't know, but I shot it."
Cam: "Fack YOUUUUUUUUUU!"
Brett: "Meanwhile back at camp."
Brandon: "Standing there on her knees..."
Brandon: "A brush of weez."
Cam: "Swigity Swoogity, I'll stab you with my flutey."
Cam: "NOOO, DON'T PUT ME IN THE GAARDEEN!"
Brett: "My god isn't real."
Brandon: "I cast ray of frost!"
Brandon & Brett: "It's a Necro-Sack!"
Brett & Eric: "I'll order a Flamboyant Jack."
Brett: "The Europeans are coming!"
Cam: "I don't get it."
Brandon: "ERGACHETA!"
Cam: "Wait, where are we?"
Cam: "One single tear."
Brandon: "LOCATE OBJECT!"
Cam: "How did we get from here to here from where?"
Brandon: "I touch myself..."
Eric: "I cut myself..."
Brandon& Eric: "I'm Barbaric Eric the Elven Cleric."
Jacob: "It rolls high numbers when I whisper it the truth. 'Ray Hates Me.'" *Nat 20*
Brandon: "He just fucking folds on himself."
Cam: "It's falling damage, you idiot."
Brandon & Cam: "Wheres, Eldorado???"
Brandon: "It's simple, I have fur coat, I live."
Cam: "BOIIIIIIII."
Brandon: "Look how roll you're highing!"
Cam: "Adventure is my pay!"
Cam: "They're like wolves, but dire."
Brandon: "BEHP BEHP!"
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