Eric: "You ruffled my nipples."
Cam: "You fucking flipped the mustard!"
Brandon: "I can cast shotgun."
Cam to Merlin, the most powerful demon wizard alive: "Give me your panties."
Eric: "The Bunny Maneuver."
Cam: "I found my spoon!"
Brandon: "Fuck the fuck off."
Brandon: "Radioation."
Eric: "My nipples are as hard as diamonds."
Cam: "One reincarnates, one loses insanity."
No fucking idea: "Fooper."
Cam: "I think we need demon stimulants."
Eric: "Sexy grease balls."
Brandon: "Thumb Fuck."
Cam: "I'm the littlest threat here, literally."
Brett: "I sleep early."
Cam: "I meditate."
Brandon: "I masturbate."
ERIC: "The mastery of WOOD!!! and earth..."
Brandon: "Mine's crippled."
Cam: "Play the paladin line."
Eric: "On the ground, I saw a dead guy on the floor, he was a dead man."
Cam: "They beat them with their blood."
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