Eric: "It doesn't have a chin, it has a Shago."
Brandon: "My die just guyed..."
Cam: "Projectile shit."
Brandon: "There's like zombie particles in the air or something."
Brandon: "NOT THE FUCKING BEEEEEEEEES!"
Cam: "Bludgeoning damage from an explosion."
Brett: "I'm strangling my dog."
Brandon: "Omegavoid."
Eric: "Just give Shago head."
Cam: "Nippling butter bricks."
Cam: "The Bohdle."
Cam: "Dank ass stone."
Brandon: "What game character am I?"
Eric: "Jesus?"
Brandon: "I AM THE MIGHTY BI-POLAR BEAR!"
Cam: "Mass erection."
Brandon: "We're from the north, but this shit went south real fucking fast."
Cam: "It looks like a D."
Eric: "You have a smart boy."
Brandon: "He broke his legs? Trying to talk?!"
Logan: "Roll three D10 neurotic damage."
Cam: "It's necrotic."
Logan: "Well, I don't know your fucking language."
Cam: "Maybe they're just sleeping?"
Brandon: "Upsidedown with three spears in him?"
Brandon: "D-D-D-Disease no more!"
Brett: "Rowboat bitch!"
Logan: "Hold on, my pencil is charging."
Brandon: "Omega milk."
Brandon: "This can numb my thirst but not my pain."
Cam: "I'm going to dick up their cheese."
Cam: "Fist full of ass."
Eric: "Blunt object sounds."
Cam: "They all light up sexually."
Cam: "Crystalized shit."
Brett: "My height is 5000 ft. in dwarf years."
Cam: "Gank bang!"
Brandon: "It's a good thing Russia doesn't still exist."
Eric: "Straightward."
Eric: "Burning hurts."
Cam: "Click the 'fuck go back' button."
Cam: "The way of the block."
Brandon: "I can't find my dick!"
Eric: "I just finished Santa's head."
Eric: "You're in a grade of high standards."
Cam: "I rolled a d4 on a two."
Brandon: "ERIC, there is no POT!"
Eric: "You rip it in half."
Brandon: "Is it dead?"
Cam: "ODing on Rice Krispies."
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