Cuss One Time

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So um Mr.Stark gave persmison to cuss one time when my mom went on a mission and he was watching me for her. One time to cuss. I'm  in school sleeping in class tired as hell and my teacher got mad and said Pete come in front of the class. Wrote a note and taped it to my chest and said make sure that Mr.Stark reads the note. So I got back to the avengers compound and gave Mr.Stark the note and the note said."Maybe if you were a better care taker,than he wouldn't be sleeping in school. Mr.Stark read the note and said."Let me tell you something,you tell him to mind him damn business before I go down there and beat his ass". I'm like okay you want me to say it like that or do you want me to take some stuff. Mr.Stark told me the same thing and I was like no I heard you what you said I just wanted to make sure you heard what you said. Stark just said "Kid if I tell you again I'm take your suit away again". I'm like okay I got it okay i got it.

Now keep in mind it's a lot of pressure. Mr.Stark just gave me permission to go to school and cuss my teacher out,I didn't feel comfortable with the situation,I want to practice so I went upstairs to practice my lines. So I look in the mirror and I'm going over my lines and I'm like "okay,alright,okay, alright. Mr.Stark told me to tell you to mind your damn-Naw that's too loud. That's unbelievable it's too loud". Finally I go over it,get it down and I'm like you know what I'm gonna to bed early get some rest,I got a big day tomorrow and I don't really wanna mess this up. So I go to bed wake up,get dressed put on my pants and shirt. I get on the school bus and all my friends see me and they get hyped."Oh Pete's on the bus,everybody look Pete's on the bus. What up Pete". I'm like yo man not today I got alot of stuff on my mind,I can't have y'all throwing me off and my friend was like "watcha talking about". I said I couldn't really tell them,but its about to go down and my friend was like what,so I'm look man it's about to go down just be behind me when we walk into class and my friend was like "cool".

So I walk into class,Mr.Green my teacher starts to speak to everybody."Hello,good morning,hello,good morning,hello,good morning". He than saw me and was like "Peter',I said Mr.Green. He said "did you let your care taker read the note" and I was like yes I did."So what did your care taker say?". I took a deep breath and than looked at my friends,I was like it's about to go down. I said "well uh..Mr.Stark told me to you to mind your damn mother fucking business bitch!! Little stupid bitch!! Little dumb teaching bitch! Two plus two not knowing what the fuck it is bitch! Cross eyed crying down your back ass bitch! Bald headed no hair having bitch!!". The thing that was crazy,my friends were in the background and they were like "OOOOOHHHHH!! HE JUST CALLED HIM BALD!!".

So I got detention and community service for two weeks after that and I had to write a apology letter. Mr.Stark also grounded me after that,so yeah that was the first time I was ever given permission to cuss

-Parker Romanoff Signing Off

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