A/N: Just a little short because Iron Dad and Spider Son is the best,also death to the Starker Ship
Tony: Nice work
Good,thanks dad
All the Avengers:*stare at Peter*
Why is everyone staring at me?
Natasha:You just called Tony dad,you said thanks dad
What no I didn't, I said thanks man
Tony:Do you see me as a father figure,Peter?
*rolls eyes*No,if anything I see you as a bother figure,cause you're always bothering me
Steve:Hey! Show your father some respect!
I didn't call him dad!
Tony:No,no,no Peter. I take it as a compliment
Thor:Its not a big deal. I called Jane,mother once and she's my fiance
Guys jump on that! Thor has sexual psycho issues!
Wanda:Old news,but you calling Tony, daddy
*blushes embarrassed*Hey! Daddy is not on the table here
Loki: But you did call him dad,mortal
Hey you shut up! You did nothing,but lie since you got here
Loki: Okay I did lie about the hold up,but the dad thing happen
AHHAAAHH!!
Tony:I believe you
Thank you
Tony:Son*smirks*
*groans*
Tony:You wanna talk about it later over a game of catch?*smirks*
*has wide hopeful eyes*I'd like that
-Parker Romanoff Signing Off