Head In The Clouds [Mb]/S

Shorts

A/N: A bunch of shorts because I was bored and plus I wanted to see how it would be if the Avengers recreated Vines after Peter managed to convince them to

-Hugs-

Story time!

*walks up to Natasha training* she waited every day with her arms out stretched for a hug,and she was gonna get one*hugs Natasha*

Natasha:*snickers and hugs back*

-The mystery continues-

*snickers and sneaks into the lab and sees Tony*D-dad?

Tony:*smiles*

Is this where you been for the past ten years!?

Tony:*puts on armor and flies away*

*holds arm out*Dad no!

-The Heart Wants What It Wants-

Look I know we just met,but can I just say,will you forgive for stealing your dog?*being pulled by the ear by Natasha*

Gwen:*holding a puppy*hmm no

Natasha:*pulls Peter away*

Ah well

-Tea Party-

Tony:Steve didn't invite me to the tea party!!

Steve:*serving tea to the Avengers*would you like some more tea,Natasha

Tony:*blast the tabel*BOY SCREW YOUR TEA!!

Steve:*crying in the corner*

-Disney Land-

Dad,can we go to Disney Land?

Tony:*reading a book*No

Mom's new boyfriend would take us to Disney Land

Tony:*throws the book*Get in the car,we're going

-Bad Babysitters-

Rhodey:*sitting in a chair with a pool behind him*Babysitting is so easy

Tony:*sitting next to Rhodey* Yeah I know,our kid is so quiet,he hasn't said anything in an hour

*floating face down in the pool*

Clint:*looks at Peter*Is this your kid in the pool!?

Tony:No,our kid can't swim

-Goals-

10 Year old Peter: I wanna be an actor,I wanna be a singer,i wanna be a astronaut,I wanna be a scientist, I wanna be a fireman

Current Peter: I wanna have enough money to eat today

-Cops on the phone-

Mom,mom the cops are on the phone for you

Natasha:what the hey?

*hands Natasha the phone as Rick Roll plays*

Natasha:*glares at Peter*

*snickers*

-Parker Romanoff Signing Off