pen pals ¹

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by woIfhards

by woIfhards

( richie )

Dear [Y/N],

I'm warning you, my handwriting sucks ass.
I don't even wanna write, u know I'm lazy. But I'm doin it 4 u, so I guess it's ok.
How r u? Im fine. Lots of shit went down to me this summer. Not to sound weird, but I almost got killed by a psychotic clown. Hope u dont believe me, it would b better.
Bill still stutters and he made out with our friend Beverly.
Stan is still the boring jew and Eddie's mom still fucking annoys me.
U were the only one who laughed at my jokes. I miss u, I really do.
I miss everything.
How u'd danced in my room while listening to our favorite song, or how you'd helped me creating new sexual jokes. I repeatttttt u were the only one who understandssssssss
I miss even the way u hated when I use too much letters at the end of some word.
I wanna reach u in LA. Maybe I can become some bigass famous bitch, I'll marry u and our four kids will live with us in our household.
What do you think?

yours,
Richie♡

ps: I guess we're pen pals until I get to marry you?

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i hate this but
i love richie so