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♦Two Boys, One Innocent Llama♦

Made: 7/20/18
Published: 7/21/18

(Listen to the song for a more intense feeling. I honestly think it goes well with the Two Boys, One Innocent Llama picture. XD)

Hello everyone! I hope you are having a wonderful and majestic day! If not, I hope you are now! :3

So today I have a very funny yet creepy story to tell you. As you guys know, I'm an innocent llama when it comes to flirting/being hit on. Sure I write a lot of love related stories, but I'm not really experienced with love. Well, I've actually been confessed by two boys, but that's not what today's story is about! Now let's get to the actual story. :3

So a couple of weeks ago, I was minding my own business on Facebook. I was doing the usual, looking at my news feed and checking my notifications. When all of a sudden, someone sends me a message on Messenger. *Le gasp* I usually never use Messenger, so this person was really lucky that I actually had it installed. Anyways, I opened the app and went to answer him. The only thing he had written was "hey". Just to inform you guys, I didn't really know the guy personally, but it seemed like a lot of my classmates did. So I was like "Hmm, since I'm an idiot and don't know most of the students here (Even some of the popular kids' names. XD) I guess it's a upper/under classmate of mine." and accepted his friend request. I know. I'm stupid. XD

Anyways, not wanting to be rude and ignore him, I answered him with my usual "Hello! How are you? :3". It had been going pretty well. Nothing at all suspicious or weird. Until he asked me for a picture of myself. I found this really weird and wasn't going to answer, but then thought against it. Me being the curious person I am, I wanted to know what he was going to do so I sent him a picture of one of my old profile pictures. All he said at first was that I was beautiful (The lies he tells. XD). However, right after that, he said that if he could he would kiss me. Aghdkgkjfoslsfjdjxjm! What!?

This boy did not just say this to a 16 year old weird and awkward llama. I was so shocked and taken back, that my brain malfunctioned. Since my brain malfunctioned much to my embarrassment and shame, I told him I've never been kissed before.

*Sighs* What am I doing with my life? T^T

After that, he told me he'd teach me how. He then added that he'd teach me how to do many other things. You guys can guess what he meant. After a while my brain decided to kind of function again. I just awkwardly replied with, "Umm....ok? 😅" I guess that's all it took for him to stop talking to me because he just replied with "k". XD