Random Person: Dude my life sucks.
Me: Who is this?
Random Person: The only clothes I wear are pants, I work at a fast food restaurant, my only co-worker makes fun of me all day, but I can't tell my boss because he would just cut my already sucky pay and my best friend is a mentally retarded kid. You wanna know what the worst part is?
Me: Uhh okay?
Random Person: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
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HumorSome of the jokes I made up and the others I just saw or found. Anyways thanks and Enjoy! ( All jokes aren't meant to be offensive to anyone)
