Doctor: I have some good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What! What's the bad news?
Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday....
Patient: *__*
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HumorSome of the jokes I made up and the others I just saw or found. Anyways thanks and Enjoy! ( All jokes aren't meant to be offensive to anyone)
