Daughter: Mom, I'm bleeding.
Mom: Oh, don't worry sweetie, it's just part of growing up.
Daughter: Good. I was starting to get worried about the axe in my shoulder.
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HumorSome of the jokes I made up and the others I just saw or found. Anyways thanks and Enjoy! ( All jokes aren't meant to be offensive to anyone)
