Me when im playing DodgeBall
Me: I'm bulletproof. Nothing to lose. Fiiire away. Fiire away.
*gets hit by ball
Me: Shoot me down, but I wont fall! I am TITANIUM!
Guy: Dude, your out!
Me: Ok, ok.

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HumorSome of the jokes I made up and the others I just saw or found. Anyways thanks and Enjoy! ( All jokes aren't meant to be offensive to anyone)