After an intense high speed chase, the cop finally gets the lawbreaker to pull over.
"You know",says the cop " I was originally pulling you over because your taillight is out. Why the hell did you take off like that?".
"Last week my wife ran away with a cop. I thought you were trying to give her back."
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HumorSome of the jokes I made up and the others I just saw or found. Anyways thanks and Enjoy! ( All jokes aren't meant to be offensive to anyone)