Son: Dad! There's a ghost in our house!!
Dad: What?? Who told you that?
Son: The maid.
Dad: Pack up your things we're leaving.
Son: Why?
Dad: We don't have a maid.
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HumorSome of the jokes I made up and the others I just saw or found. Anyways thanks and Enjoy! ( All jokes aren't meant to be offensive to anyone)