You were sitting in Fionna's treehouse with Fionna, Cake, Finn and Jake when the topic of vampires came up.
"Vampires must be creepy. I mean, they suck blood! That's nasty biz." You state with a slightly disgusted tone in your voice.
"Yeah, well, not all vampires drink blood." Fionna said, taking a bite of her sandwich.
"What vampire doesn't drink blood?" you ask curiously, between bites of sandwich.
"Marshall Lee, that's who. Mmmm baby, he is a cray cray son of a demon!" Cake said in her normal sassy tone.
"Wait, there's a demon vampire in Aaa!?" Finn asked, putting down his sandwich.
"Yeah, he's pretty secretive. No ones ever really talked to the guy..." Fionna trailed off.
"That's banoonanoonanoos!" Finn half yelled. Fionna laughed and kissed Finn on the cheek. They were dating now, and seemed to he the perfect match because they were basically the same person.
"Dang, Cake. These sandwiches are good!" Jake said, still chomping on his sandwich.
"Baby, they took me forever to make!" Cake said enthusiastically. Jake and Cake babbled on about sandwiches.
"So, where does this 'vampire' live?" You asked, cocking your head slightly.
"I honestly, don't know. I don't know if you should go looking for him though." Fionna suggested.
"Okay. It's pretty late, I should probably get home. Thanks for having me over." You said as you stood and walked out the door.
Walking home, you thought about the 'vampire'. did he really exist? did he actually eat shades of red? Whatever, probably just a joke they were playing on you.
Suddenly, a male's voice from behind you scared the crap outta you. You fell forward, and were surprised that you didn't hit the ground, but instead, seemed to hover just above it.
"Sorry I scared you doll-face." the voice said again.
"Wha?"
A handsome figure suddenly appeared in front of you. A tall guy with bluish grey skin, red eyes and shaggy black hair, wearing a red plaid shirt and skinny jeans.
"Hey, I'm Marshall, Marshall Lee."
You were so shocked, you ran all the way back to your house, a small (whatever color) cottage with brown shingles and a small flower garden. You opened the door and ran inside, slamming it as soon as you got your butt inside.
"Oh. My. God." you said in between breaths. You just met the vampire king. the vampire king just met you. The vampire king is hot. Wait, what?
Whatever, it was late, you were probably delusional. You climbed a ladder, which led to your attic bedroom and collapsed on the small bed, immediately falling asleep.
And having dreams about a beautiful vampire looking at you.
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A Grey Hearted Vampire
FanficHey all you adventure time (but mostly Marshall Lee!) fans out there! I am writing this story so you can have a little adventure with Marshall yourself! (Tee hee!) This story is written in the perspective of the reader (you silly!) and Marshall Lee...