The Nerd & The Ice Queen (Tousaki Highschool AU)

Chapter 28.2 - A New Life (Part 2)

"...Mom, dad.. How to make babies?"

Hearing their question, Sasaki and the others chocked by their foods and Saiko spits her drinks into Shirazu's face, except Touka since she is not drinking or eating at the moment.

S.H : *cough* *cough* ...Err.. *blush* Why all of the sudden?
Kuro & Shiro : We want to know!!
S.H : T-That's.. Er..I don't know.
Kuro : But you said there's nothing you can't answer and you already promise it!!
Shiro : That's right! Daddy, you liar!!

His sons are booing him and they can't stop whining. Sasaki looks at his wife but Touka pretends not to hear it then he looks at his friends and they avert their gaze with his.

Guys, help!! thought Sasaki desperately.

Shiro : Hmph! Since daddy doesn't want to answer..then how about mommy?!?
K.T : ...Hmm.
Shiro : Mommy you don't know either? Then..uncle, aunt?
K.A : I-I don't know!!!
F.H : M-Me either.
Kuro : Eh? How about you, grand uncle?
Y.R : ................
Shiro : Kuki-san? Tooru-san?
U.K : ....(Why us?!?)
M.T : ...*blush*
Kuro : Shirazu-san? Saiko-san?
S.G & Y.S : .....*avert gaze*
Kuro : Eh?! Is this question is too difficult for you?

That's not it!!! thought the other adults.

Shiro : Then, Hide-san. ...No, forget it.
N.H : Hey!!! What do you mean?!
Shiro : Ah! Takeomi-san and Yoriko-san know the answer since they will have baby soon! Takeomi-san, Yoriko-san! How to make babies?
K.Y : Err...That's..
T.K : Hmm..If you really want to know it.. It's something which make you happy and yet it's tiring?

*internal screaming* TAKEOMI!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?

Kuro : Uh..it is too general?
Shiro : Then, let's g**gle it!!
S.H : *spit* Wait, what?!? Nonono!!! You kids..no more internet for you.
Kuro : Then let's search it in library. Or maybe..we can ask the librarian.
S.H : Kuro? If you do that I will not bring you to the library.
Kuro : Eh?! WHY?!

While Sasaki is arguing with his kids, Touka put down her glass.

K.T : Kuro, Shiro, do you really want to know how to make babies? Then..Mommy will tell you more detail.
Kuro & Shiro : REALLY? YAAAY!!!

Touka? Seriously, you will tell them?!?

"Now, listen to me carefully. You two.."

Both of them stare at their mom and the other adults are sweating.

"Before babies were made, both of their parents need to train themselves for many years..to make them. They need to reach their HP (health point), SPD (speed), STR (strength), and DEX (dexterity) to the max."

...What?

Kuro : HP? SPD? STR? DEX? What's that? I don't understand..
K.T : See? You are too young to understand it.
Shiro : Explain it, mommy!!
K.T : That's the explanation but you can't understand it since you are too young. You will learn it step by step as you grow up.
Kuro : Then, why the others won't explain it to us?
K.T : Hmm...that's because..
Everyone : .....*gulp*
K.T : They can't reveal the secret techniques to the other couple.

What? What secret techniques?? 

K.T : Each person has their own techniques then..once they find their own partner, they will combine it and it will be their secret techniques. That's why.. they can't reveal it to you guys.
Kuro : Then what about Takeomi-san said? Tired and happy?
K.T : Hmm..that.. You need a lot of energy when you summon your secret technique and you will be happy once you master it.
Kuro & Shiro : Ooh, I see! Then, after we grow up..can I do that with Shiro/Kuro?
Everyone : *spit* Nonono!!!!
Kuro & Shiro : Why?
K.T : That's because you need to choose a girl to be your partner.
Kuro & Shiro : I see.. Then, will mommy become our partner?
S.H : *cough* HEY!! DON'T YOU DARE, KIDS!!!

Hearing their father yelling at them, both Kuro and Shiro hide behind Touka meanwhile Kuro starts to tearing up.

K.T : Haise, seriously? You even get jealous with your own children?
S.H : But..they..they.. *sob*
K.T : *sigh* Kids, mommy is already daddy's partner. That's mean..you need find another person.
Kuro & Shiro : Then..give me little sister, mommy!

*SPITS*

K.T : ...To be your partner? You can't, you need to find another girl outside from our family.
Kuro & Shiro : Eh~ Too much rules!
K.T : Right? That's why..you will learn it step by step as you grow up. Now, why don't you open your presents?
Shiro : Yeah, but before that...daddy broke his promise! *pout*
Kuro : Ah! That's right! Daddy! Take responsibility!!
S.H : Ah~ I'm sorry, kids! Please don't be angry. *sob*
K.T : Well, it's your own fault that you make a promise and broke it. Hmm..then how about this? Daddy will take you to disneyland next summer.
Kuro & Shiro : Really daddy!?
S.H : Yeah! This time I will keep my promise! Pinky swear! (Well, it much better than answering 'that' question)
K.T : Ah, I almost forget about one thing. Don't ask that question to someone else besides us here. Otherwise, it will be dangerous if they know our secret techniques. Will you promise mommy?
Kuro & Shiro : Okay, mom!!

After then, they go to open their presents meanwhile the adults sigh as they relief they can escape the 'dangerous' question.

S.G : Phew. Finally they're gone.
U.K : The table...it become mess.
K.A : Sis, what the heck are you talked about?
K.T : Well, I just make a story about gaming to them but at least they stop asking us such a question.
T.K : Gaming? I see!!
K.T : *stare* Thanks to someone who mention about tiring and happy about that. The gaming idea popped in my head at the right time.

Everyone stare at Takeomi and his wife gives him a menacing smile.

K.Y : Ta-ke-o-mi? We need to talk after we got home. Hmm?
T.K : Did I do something wrong?
F.H : Um..sis? How do you know about gaming?
K.T : Ah, Saiko-chan often told me about gaming in the past and I think it's quiet interesting.
S.G : Saiko, you...
Y.S : Hehe~ I'm glad it could be help.

After they finish eating, everyone help Haise and Touka to clean up the dirty plates then they go home.

S.H : *sigh* Today is tiring.
K.T : Because of our kids's question?
S.H : Hey...stop remind me about it. I want to forget about it. *sigh*
K.T : Don't worry about it, I already take care of it. Then..let's clean up our house now, Kuro and Shiro are busy opening their presents.

They look at their children, the twins look so happy when they open their presents. The time passes and the sun sets. They have a dinner together then Touka and Haise play with their children until they sleepy. Just like usual, they put them in bed then give them a goodnight kiss. Haise and Touka return to their bedroom then they lie down on the bed. Touka embraces her husband and Haise embraces her back. 

K.T : Haise?
S.H : Hmm?
K.T : ...Thanks for giving me a wonderful family.
S.H : Me too.. Thank you for accepting and loving me back, Touka.
K.T : Mmm..I love you, Haise.
S.H : I love you too, Touka. Goodnight.

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