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That's so sad, Alexa-

7:35 am

You: guys who would win a fight, a crocodile or an alligator?

Mina: oh shit asking the real questions already? Uhhh the alligator

Kaminari: naaahhh, the crocodile all the way

Mina: You fool??? Underestimating the power of an alligator???

Iida: (L/n), I looked it up and it is said that crocodile would win due to greater speed, strength and aggressiveness.

Mina: whAT

Kaminari: hAH

You: ah, alright. So I need to improve on that. Thanks Iida!

Midoriya: improve on what?

You: my speed, strength and aggressiveness, of course. If I want to win a fight. Hypothetically.

Midoriya: you're fighting someone?????

You: whaaat???no???I said hypothetically????

Kaminari: who are you fighting?

Sero: where is it taking place?

Mina: can we come and see it???

Iida: (L/n), I advise you against starting any fights.

You: mmmmmmm good idea

Bakubitch: hah, you'd probably lose

You: bitch

Midoriya: Kacchan!! Don't be mean!

Kirishima: don't be unmanly, bro

You: you know what!!! I can beat his ass!!! Just to prove a point!!!

Midoriya: (L/n) nO!

1:46 pm

You: okay, good news. I beat his ass

Todoroki: and the bad news?

You: what makes you think there's bad news?

Todoroki: there's always bad news with you

You: okay, fair

Todoroki: well?

You: sjdhhdjs so I might have broken my arm

Ochacutie: (Y/n)!!!

You: what??? I didn't mean to

Midoriya: how are you even typing?

You: I'm dedicated

Call her Tsuyu: you have no social life so have mastered typing with one hand? I can believe that.

You: ouch. You've wounded me

Call her Tsuyu: that's so sad, Alexa play don't break your arms

Midoriya:

You: I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked rn

Bakubitch: I came out here to attack people and honestly I'm having such a good time rn

You: perish

Bakubitch: no u

Ochacutie: take care of yourself (Y/n)!

You: Ochacutie, I would die for you

Ochacutie: cutie? You don't know what I look like?

You: yeah??? Your personality is cute so I'm like 300% sure you're cute

Mina: you are right

You: See, I'm never wrong!

Aoyama: ✨ She's blushing ✨

You: awww baby