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maxIMUM POWERRRR

alien girl: (Y/N) IM SHOOK

you: gOD I'M STILL CRYING MINA

3d printer: ???

zoomzoom: Is everything alright?

you: hOLD oN I HAVE PHOTOS

you sent 7 images

pikachu: hOLD ON WHAT

scotchtape: (L/N) IS THAT YOU AND MINA?????

alien girl: HA I MET HER FIRST

spikysoftboy: WHAT NO FAIR!!

you: you can actually see the exact moment where my will to live returned, beautiful.

animalboy: !!!!

you: yes! i promise when we meet we'll get ice cream, Koda!

animalboy: uwu

bonesrhurtin: amazing! i didn't know you lived in the area (L/n)!

blasty: obviously, otherwise the sonic reject wouldn't have gotten their number as the serial number would be different.

you: Blasty says something correct for once!

blasty: wHAT DID YOU CALL ME?? I'LL KILL YOU!!!

you: ANYWAY, yeah I live pretty near to UA.

defyinggravity: that's awesome! we should meet up sometime!

you: totally! I'm free for the next few weekends so just picked a time and place and it's a date!

3:33 am

you: it's currently three am, and i am unable to sleep due to the fact i just chugged an immense amount of Monster energy drink.

edgebird: that is very unhealthy

you: uh, i hadn't guessed from the way my entire body is shaking

you: also hEY WHY ARE YOU UP GO TO BED

katy perry: that's ironic, coming from you

you: freezerburn!!!! aka the love of my life!! hello!!!!

katy perry: You realise you could probably die from a heart attack if you keep drinking all that caffeine?

you: i'm well aware??

you: but like, hear me out-

katy perry: you didn't think it through

you: I didn't think it through

you: aw hey you know me so well!!!

katy perry: unfortunately

you: oUCH MY FEELINGS KAMINARI HELP

pikachu: you called?

you: my saving grace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spikysoftboy: I'm not surprised that you'd pull something like that, (L/n).

you: yeah, well,,,, what's your excuse for being up?

spikysoftboy: late night meme browsing turned early morning

you: sTEP ASIDE EVERYONE KIRI IS MY SOULMATE

pikachu: :(

you: aw, no i love u too

pikachu: ;)

boomboombabe: the only girl to say i love you to kaminari, aside from his mom, is someone we've never met.

you: it's platonic love???? i hold that for all of you cuties.

pikachu: ah,, friendzoned again [tips fedora]

katy perry: i'm just here waiting for (L/n) to crash from this sugar high

you: crash??????? crASH???

you: bold of you to assume i'm anything different from what i am now

you: my blood is made from pure monster, i have pure energy running through my veins.

you: i could take on freaking All Might right now!!

you: i am immensely more powerful than you thjhskhasjzjsjzanjd

katy perry: there we go.