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bits and pieces

Pikachu: (L/N), ANSWER YOUR PHONE

You: wait a minute, I can't find my phone.

Pikachu: ugh fiiiiine

Goth Gf: holy shit

Wife: Kaminari...

Pikachu:

Pikachu: You're a terrible person, (L/n). You're killing me, you're killing your best friend.

You: bro I didn't think that would actually work

Pikachu: do you hear that

Pikachu: that's the sound of my heart shattering

Goth Gf:  Sounds like bones breaking

Bush: bones? Where we're going, we don't need bones.

You: what the FUCK does that mean

You: Hey Mido,,, you good man?

Bush: oh Absolutely Not, thanks for asking.

Kiri: bro...

Spicy: what the fuck

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You sent 3 photos

You: can you believe All Might said gay rights

Freezerburn: agreed. I am gay and am always right.

You: haha suuure

You: you're right about the fact that you don't have any feelings for midlshsjsksosjwn

Bush: wh,,what happened

Freezerburn: she had to be silenced.

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You: hey blasty, what's ur deal with mido anyway?

Spicycurry:

Spicycurry: we've always had this unspoken rivalry, fuck off.

Bush: it's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me. it's also not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

Spicycurry: SHUT YOUR FUCK UP

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You: VIVA LA ROCK REVOLUTION #rockrights2k19

Sonic: For the last time, (L/n)! Rocks aren't people!

Kiri: bro :(

Sonic: wait-

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Sero-tape: I keep muting (L/n) on these chats

Sero-tape: yet I still get notifications from her...

You: OwO

Sero-tape: why won't you stay down and die with dignity??

You: bold of you to assume I'd do anything with dignity

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Wife: (L/n), you seem to be struggling to keep up in maths. I am more than willing to help you, should you need it!

You: dear sweet momo, love of my life and epitome of everything that is good

You: I am incredibly quick at maths

Goth Gf: oh yeah? What's 9 times 23?

You: 47

Ochacutie: ??? No it's not?

You:  I said that I was fast at it, not good.

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You: met an idiot today :/

Goth Gf: you looked in a mirror?

You:

You: someday you will have to answer for your sins, and God may not be so merciful

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