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i cant believe you've done this

You: okay so y'all know how you send that picture of hot n cold boy a couple of weeks back?

You: which wasn't very smart BC I could be a serial killer & kill tododorko BC I've seen his beautiful face.

Todoroki: I'd like to see you try.

You: yes we all know you'd kick my ass you gorgeous specimen, you.

Mina: gorgeous? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You: ANYWAY

You: i felt like he looked familiar????? But I was too lazy to do anything about it lol

You: time skip to yesterday

You: cue my little brother complaining until I take him to get ice-cream

You: so naturally, as a great sister-

Kaminari: You wait until your parents are desperate enough to get him to stop whining that they'll pay you to take him out?

You: obviously

You: so we went out and everything was all normal

You: heading back there's some commotion, before bOOM like something out of a shitty fanfiction, a villian bursts out from the wall right beside me

Midoriya: wHAT

Kirishima: holy crap!!

You: he starts throwing shit left, right and center. I swear to god he makes direct eye contact with me before throwing it straight at me. so naturally my life flashes before my eyes, all my ambitions and regrets, stuff like the third Shrek movie, y'know

Tokoyami: was that an ambition or regret

You: ;)

Tokoyami: (L/n).

Bakubitch: so what did you do? Piss yourself and cry?

You: honestly?? Almost did. But nah, in a strange act of heroism (lol imagine that) I push my bro out of the way as a piece of concrete slams down on my body.

Sero: dude.

You: then I died.

Yaoyorozu: (L/n).

You: okay, well obviously I didn't.

You: I managed to bring up a barrier in time, and stopped my self from uh dying

Iida: you illegally used your quirk?

You: I know it's not allowed but I didn't want to dIE

Iida: understandable

You: now like some main character in an anime, I slowly lower my arms, open one eye and look through the dust to see the villian being restrained.

You: by two pro heroes no less???

Midoriya: no way!

You: I swear I wasn't crying but I was about to

You: I think they sent me smiles??? Idk I don't think those two can actually smile it was pretty traumatising tbh

You: but it was the coolest I've felt in ages.

Hagakure: what about your brother???

You: well first, he dropped his ice cream.

You: thankfully he was fine, a bit shaken up?? But he was relieved I was alive. As was I.

Ochacutie: I'm glad too.

You: :')

You: okay so then after the villain was apprehended, both the heroes came over to me and I s2g I was expecting a scolding or something

You: but they both said I'd performed heroic actions?? And then asked if I was in UA

You: like me???? In UA??? Yeah right.

Call her Tsuyu: You seem to have a powerful quirk and a heroic mindset. I wouldn't have been surprised.

You: they said that too?? Then one of them gave me their contact info and said if I ever wanted to become a hero to call him up and he'd try and sort something out because I had potential??

Mina: oh my god

You: i was shook.

You: so I look down at the card and I swear I wouldn't have collapsed if my little brother hadn't been clinging to my leg.

You: the freaking underground hero???

You: Eraserhead?????? And Present Mic??? I almost died right there.

Kaminari: no way

Ochacutie: holy crap

You: so being shook beyond saving, I managed to make my way back to my house with my bro leading the way.

You: this is where this story was leading to. So Eraserhead was talking about UA and I heard that he was teaching a class there???

Midoriya: uh

You: so then, I decide to check out the news from the sports festival

You: I was pretty busy at the time, so I didn't get to check it out but I'd heard tons of people talking about it.

You: so I open up an article and what do I see but a very familiar face staring right back at me?????????

Todoroki: (L/n).

You: I thought, there's no way. Thought I was going crazy,,, but uh no.

You: scrolling through the article I manage to spot quite a few familiar names.

Ochacutie: (Y/n), we wanted to tell you, it's just we thought you might treat us differently.

You: goddamn right I'm going to treat you differently...

Midoriya: (L/n)...

You: now that I know how fucking attractive you all are??????????