Never had I imagined a simple phrase would cause such a problem. When my friend told one of his many tales over the years, I would always question them, and he would insist they were true, "Else God hang me." For years, he had said this without consequence, and I just brushed it off. That day, though, changed everything. I was at home when I heard a hammering on my door, a desperate, erratic pounding. I checked through the peephole. It was the friend, a panicked look in his eyes. He was holding something that glowed, but I couldn't see what. I opened the door.
"Reg?" I asked, looking him over. He was his normal self, lanky, awkward... but there was a glowing rope in his hand, a brilliant golden sheen. I couldn't bear to look at it for too long, and shielded my eyes with a hand. "What the hell is that?"
"It... I don't know what it is..." he muttered, clearly panicked. I looked at the rope again, squinting to protect them from the light. It was immaculate, but tied into the shape of a noose. "It... I woke up and it was dangling above my bed... just... it was just floating there!"
"Floating?" I frowned, uncertain. "I don't get it, you think it's...?"
"It's a sign! I-I swear, this came from God himself!"
"... wait, you mean... he answered?" I paled a little. I had never believed in deities of any description, but if he was right...
"N-no, I don't think this would be the big guy... probably an angel..."
"Well, what do we do about this? If we leave it, they're gonna get angry, right?"
"I-I'd imagine so, yeah, but... I don't want to die, either...!"
"Yeah, no, I get that..." I looked at the noose again, frowning slightly. "Hopefully, this is just a warning..."
"A warning? I... yeah, it could be, I-I mean..." he looked at the noose, gripping it so tightly that his hands shook. "It's not like it appeared around my neck..."
"Just... don't push it, yeah?" I advised. "I'd say be careful..."
"Y-yeah, I... I will be." He swallowed nervously and walked away slowly, staring at the noose as if it would come to life and do its job.
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For the rest of his life, I never saw him without that noose. He grew into religion, fervently singing His praises, and eventually joined the church. They praised his noose as a miracle and treated it as a holy artefact, though it would reappear in his room every night. He swore it moved a little closer to him every time. I think the news of a bonafide miracle is still spreading; every religion has something to say about it, and every one's getting increasingly terse about the whole deal. I try to just keep my head down and live the rest of my days in peace, but the ordeal has me asking one vital question. Who really sent it?
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10 Minute Tales
General FictionThe result of a New Year's Resolution, I have decided to write for at least 10 minutes a day. This is the result of that effort! Note that I first uploaded to Tumblr, so while I did start this on Jan 1, the earliest this e-book will show is Jan 19.