Swag Monster, Agust D, Jeon the Bunny, Jamless Jimin, Box Smile Tae, Walking Hammer, J-Sunshine & Prince SeokJin
Jeon the Bunny: What's the difference between poisonous and venomous?
Swag Monster: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Jamless Jimin: What if it bites me and it dies?
Walking Hammer: That means you're poisonous
Box Smile Tae: What if it bites itself and I die?
J-Sunshine: That's voodoo
Jamless Jimin: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Walking Hammer: That's correlation, not causation.
Jeon the Bunny: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Agust D: That's kinky
Prince SeokJin: Min Yoongi!
Swag Monster:
Agust D: That's not what you were saying last night
Swag Monster:
Jamless Jimin: Is that what those noises were last night?!
Swag Monster:
Agust D: Yep
Swag Monster: DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING DIE
Prince SeokJin: Lani! Watch your language!
Swag Monster:
Walking Hammer: oh my god
Jeon the Bunny: wait so noona and hyung...
Box Smile Tae: oh my gosh
Agust D: Yep
Swag Monster:
Walking Hammer: oh. my. god
Swag Monster: WE'RE GONNA LOSE A MEMBER CALLED MIN YOONGI
Agust D: Oh shit
Swag Monster: OH SHIT IS RIGHT
Prince SeokJin: I don't get paid enough for this bullshit
Box Smile Tae: You don't get paid at all
Prince SeokJin: Well I should
Swag Monster:
J-Sunshine: MY PRECIOUS LANI ISNT INNOCENT ANYMORE?!
Agust D: nope
Swag Monster: I'm going to actually kill you
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